The Weird Morning Incidents and Some Pictures of me and ur mom doing it

I woke up at precisely 7.15 when i searched the bed for my phone. It was an easy wake up i have to say because my head felt clear and none of my body muscles was aching except for both of my thighs still recovering from its soreness. Such a rare occasion this was for my eyes to feast on the beautiful Saturday morning because usually i still didnt sleep at this hour. I have this nasty headache attacking my head yesterday and after taking medicine i fell asleep while watching Underworld , hence the early waking up.

Anyways , deciding on not to waste this glorifying moment , i put on my brown skirts, took out my ancient purse and went out to buy a nasik lemak. After i parked my car at the side of the road , i slowly sauntering my way to the nasik lemak stall , one which open on Saturday morning , such a hardworking man he is. From far , i could visibly saw a man who was wearing an helmet doing his transaction with the vendor , just another morning person, or so i tot. As soon as i reached the stall, i could feel the man was scrutinizing me. His eyes were scanning me. and suddenly he said , nonchalantly , without any suited expression

"Nie mesti tak mandi lagi"

for a moment there , my mind couldn't compute with the situation so i just let out a nervous chuckles .I tot he was going to continue the conversation , instead he took his purchase and walked away. I was like wtf?? Is this man a natural born bloody psychic ?? How did he knew that i didnt wash myself? Can he see through my soul? Did he knew dat i was wearing yesterday bra? or the rabbit hole panties i intended to throw away but didnt have the heart to because of the cute pattern on it. Did he knows that my menstrual circle is next week?

OMG! AM I THAT TRANSPARENT??

pic not related with topic but have some context in it which could remotely matches the situation

Such a weird situation . I hope that man have a good life and use his gifted talent for a good course. Anyways , on totally unrelated topics , here are some pictures from our random outing. I put the liberty on scribbling some of the pictures coz i am a superior human being.

CHELSEA REPRESENT YOOO~~


he look like that everyday. srsly. this is the action of people who is in denial for his confliction of orientation

dayana and dayana. we make great sexy time with u.
i just realized that i have 3 D's. All with different patterns and designs.

read the shirt yo. statement improvised.


if life were easily labeled.


burned chocolate asses on stick perhaps?


the death of a blond stripper with blue soul.


this picture has no sense at all.


borat remaking.


the invasyun of the mushroom clan

please click on the picture for better viewing. u know the drill. I better do my work now or else (insert any horrifying sound here)