Thursday, April 16, 2009

The Dirty Talk With A Stranger. An Old Stranger

Let me introduce u to a website

where u can secretly revealed ur secret to a stranger

where u can pretending to be a girl and have sexy conver
sation with a perverted 45 years old guy who thinks that u are 17 and hairless

where u can contribute ur ideas to destroy all the creation of robot species before they mercilessly take over our mind,power and woman.

where profanity will not be treated seriously and u wont get sued for violating the freedom of speech

where visual aid aint needed to make u understand more clearly

where the interface is entirely made of alphabets

where being mentally challenged is the in thing

U can talk freely without any string attached with another stranger all over the world. Be warned that the accuracy of context is 99% false. So next time when someone claimed they are a Nigerian prince held hostage by some terrorist at middle east country and wanting to transfer their "inheritance money" to your account , JUST SAY YES! because scamming is seriouse business!

I knew about this website few weeks back and wanted to write an entry for this particular page but didnt have any interesting conversation to put here , but today i logged on (because i am a loser and friendless in real world) to the website and started to say hi to this other person. Anyways , for my fellow friendless society , this website is called Omegle. Go and talk dirty, NOW!



This is how the conversation went,

Omegle
Talk to strangers!
3422 users online
the Funadvice Traffic Exchange
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi
You: my bf said that my bosom isnt big enuff
You: what a vapid bastard!
Stranger: what's meaning?
You: where are u from?
Stranger: china and u?
You: india
You: yenadey poringey
You: u know even tho our skin look like nikka , dat doesnt mean we like kfc like them
Stranger: man or woman?
You: we like kari
You: woman of coz
You: my inside is so hot hot hot jee jee jee
Stranger: oh I see
You: are u dick or vajayjay?
Stranger: we cool of course
You: i mean are u female or male?
You: man or woman? bosom or unbosom?
Stranger: man
You: yenadey poringey
You: u want me to teach u indian?
You: minachi elek nandek
Stranger: of course not
Stranger: my english is poor
You: my english is rich..everyday i make money by speaking english
You: how old are u?
Stranger: how to add u im my friends group?
Stranger: 45 and u?
You: what do u do for living
You: my age is divided by zero
You: are u pedobear
You: do u like small girl?
Stranger: of course
You: awww
You: i am 17 , virgin and untouched. but i do touch my self , occasionally
Stranger: teaching
Stranger: oh
You: i like old guys
Stranger: tks
You: sometimes i go to mall and wear sexy and seduce old guy
Stranger: how to make friends with u?
You: do u want to watch me dancing?
You: so seksiii u jizzzz in ur pantsss
Stranger: ok
You: do u like sexy girls?
Stranger: of course
You: i can give u good time old man
You: would u be willing to pay ?
Stranger: your QQ number?
You: i can get naked for u
You: whar is QQ?
Stranger: can u tell me?
You: issit something like emoticons Q_Q or @_@ or -_-"
Stranger: of course
You: i am so horny old man
Stranger: no
You: make me happy
Stranger: ha ha
Stranger: ok
You: how u make me happy
You: how long is ur dick?
Stranger: 1 h
Stranger: would u mind?
You: ur dick is 1 hour?
You: 1 hour drive ? ur dick is freaking far.
Stranger: no
Stranger: 1 h is enough i think
You: that is so cool
Stranger: do u think so?
You: i know so
Stranger: oh
Stranger: add my QQ OK?
You: what is qq?
Stranger: it is for chatting
You: issit the same as (",) ?
You: i dont know
Stranger: no
Stranger: do you know a little chinese?
You: I AM AN INDIAN
You: YENADEYYY PORINGEYYYYY
You: YENADEYYY PORINGEYYYYY
You: YENADEYYY PORINGEYYYYY
You: YENADEYYY PORINGEYYYYY
You: YENADEYYY PORINGEYYYYY
You: YENADEYYY PORINGEYYYYY
You: YENADEYYY PORINGEYYYYY
You: YENADEYYY PORINGEYYYYY
You: YENADEYYY PORINGEYYYYY
You: YENADEYYY PORINGEYYYYY
You: YENADEYYY PORINGEYYYYY
You: YENADEYYY PORINGEYYYYY
You: YENADEYYY PORINGEYYYYY
You: YENADEYYY PORINGEYYYYY
You: YENADEYYY PORINGEYYYYY
You: YENADEYYY PORINGEYYYYY
You: YENADEYYY PORINGEYYYYY
Stranger: i know
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: i know ni hau maaa
You: TIU lei lomo hamkachan
Stranger: ha ha
You: kthnxbye

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14 comments:

sweet_knk said...

hahahahahahahaha!!!!
i laughed so hard while reading ur conversation that my mum thought i was crazy!!..
thanks for giving me a laugh!!
(^^,)

Anonymous said...

haha.. u r so cooL babe.. tergLak2 bace post u kat ofis.. ;))

MyKy said...

betul2 ada trait /k/ .... hahahaha

ni yg buat aku takut samada blog ni ialah tarp ke tidak

cikudi said...

@ sweet_knk : hahahhaha..glad u like it..

@ anon : hahah my blog nie patut nsfw for office reading..

@myky : mmg tarp pun..aku adalah unker pedo..peewit!

sweet_knk said...

i read it for a second time and it's still funny!!..
hahahahaha!!!...
ROFLMAO!!!

Anonymous said...

I believe you shot yourself on the foot, had he thought of googling a single chat line and found you...

somebody gotta geta hurt real bad...

Yun Yi said...

hahaha~ QQ tu some sort of china messenger. cam yahoo messenger kita :)).

diena, ur conversation is seriously lawakkkk!!

MyKy said...

Wee u're an unker? XD
good, cos i'm a tarp too! i'm actually a 20 yo gal!

Erm, QQ is sirius bizniz. dw jgn terjebak.

Anonymous said...

sumpah kelakar! hahaha.. leguh rahang aku gelak banyak sangat.. haha..agak agak dia paham ke bahasa india kau tu..

Ripsta said...

hahhaha.. u mmg pandai merepek kan.. org tu pun blur nak horny ke taknak.. hahaa

ariff said...

you are one notty girl ah.
lol.

saya bibah said...

wakakaka.klakar gilak la.menghiburkan hatiiiii la weii..hahhah

Ayesha Syahira said...

hahhahaha very funny~

Emja said...

terasa nak mati kegelakan bila baca duwh