Thursday, December 24, 2009

Happy Happy Joy Joy. Its HOLIDAY!

Heya shooters,
Its been a quite period of time that i havent touch this blog but i would today because i'd like to wish , as a default gesture to all of you a very happy holidays and that come in a package of big bouncy jolly ol' Merry Christmas along with a wholesome goodness of Happy New year wrapped in a decoratively box filled with lots love.

If i were to conclude my year into a book , there would not be enough tree in this world for the pages in it because this year , 2009 has seen transitions after transitions of my life and that includes surmounted every obscures , challenges and tormented moments during my final year of degree to becoming a proudly fresh graduate to opening up my own small business which by far is doing surprisingly well to becoming a full time master student to yet another year of adventurous journey to come. If this book aint gonna top Harry Potter , i dont know what will.

Anyways , hope u guys have a joyous Holiday and here i am signing off as a blithely festive bunny.

Friday, December 4, 2009

An invitation . Please come or the unicorn will be dreadfully annihilated

Its a cosmic miracle how i can still radiate fumes of enchanting aroma even without a constant touch of daily shower. Not that i say my skin never get intimates with the water , but being damp isnt always my daily requirement except the occasional down south leaking fun time.

I must get into the shower pronto else i would be no better than a hairless feline. Though , the cause of this unhygienic time line is not a rocket science because i have a motive , a reason which is almost rationale , if not convincing.

The reason being said because i am too busy preparing for my booth opening at e@curve and Rasta , ttdi. You can find all the details here. Check out the poster yaw~

So if u have nothing to do on this weekend , u are gracefully invited to one of these place , if not both. Dont hesitate to say hi to me!

On totally unparalleled notion, here i present to you a theory that can pawned Darwin's anyday because deep down we all know that male populace never step out from their primate nature .

Thursday, December 3, 2009

The almost healthy day and one sad desperate virgin on net

Hello my bread and crumbs,
Today , in all its unexpected , crucially counter-procrastinate glory , me and Hafiq went for a walk. A long and healthy walk at one of the tamans at USJ 2 near his house. We have been in constant moment of disgruntle about our happily expansive flesh on the waist-up-chest-down region but having only so less meager amount of determination , the healthy bits part never surface on our to-do-list what with the wet , muddy , stain-induced pavement climate entering the scene.

Today was different though.
It was drizzling on the pre-evening , and so i thought this would be a good reason for me to delay yet another unseeingly exercise but the whether decided to be dry today. Dry but nice. So seeing the "opportunity" risen , Hafiq and I changed into a proper attire , slip on our running shoes and lastly , but not so cherrily , drag our ass off to the nearest padang. We managed to walk and jog almost 5 rounds of d unusual course until the day started to changed its color.

All those calories shed during the excessive movement didnt last long , not even 12 hrs long before i chucked down a good fattening meal at Williams , and we all now how Williams serve their food.

Oh goddemafak ,I dont want to be fat and not be able to squeeze myself into my wedding gown.

Good genes are a myth. Believe me on that. Or maybe , just a tiniest possibilities that my genes arent parallel with my parents which only concludes to one unjustified answer : I am adopted or switched at birth , or even worst , a tube baby. That cant be true , can they?

Anyways, on other totally unrelated agenda,

I was lurking , coz being a lurker is what i do best day and night , on one of those many forums on the net and it has been my habit as a rabbity clicker to click at all the topic even though it was clearly would not bring me any gratifying bits of information.

And for once , i dont regret because who knows that u might came across a sad product of human who is without a faintest hint of self-respect would beg , plead and even beseeching for the courtesy of our woman populace to give him a taste of our juice WHICH is just PURE DISGUSTING!!

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If i have a baby boy , I'd expose him all the truth , horrifying ,terrifying and frantic details about how consummate will fatally destroy your life until he learn the truth behind how wondrous fornication can be.