Friday, November 26, 2010

Akward Conversation : The lingual compability issue

How many times do you self-trap yourself in an attempt for absent-mindedly translating from English to Bahasa or vice versa?
I bet that happens alot , especially when you and your conversational partner started off using one language ( English of Bahasa) and subconsciously maintained that particular language as if allowing other languages to be slot into the conversation would be a major confusion for both of you.

That being said , i actually managed to tangled myself into one of those situation sometime not to long ago.

So there were we , stuck in the middle of traffic , crawling bits after bits , and were really engrossed into a conversation about some future potential business venture that we would like to embark on together.

The conversation , was casually delivered in Bahasa and weaved by few English terms that both of us are familiar with.

It went somehow a little bit like this.

dw : bla bla bla bla bla business bla bla
fozzy : tu la bla bla yada yada aku nak try bende lain jugak
dw : tu la (and here comes the awkward part ) jangan letak telur ko dalam satu bakul

at that time , we both frozed momentarily in space , trying to assimilate the logic behind what i just blurted out.

fozzy : huh?
dw : bunyik obscene gila dalam bahasa melayu weh. aku sebenarnya nak cakap " dont put ur eggs in one basket" , meaning jgn focus business ko on satu tempat je. tu yg aku nak cakap. tetibe kuar telur plak. apa diaaa~
fozzy : HAHAHHAHAH tu ah dia, aku pun cam pelik.

Lucky thing that ive known Fozzy long enough to not blot blushes on my face and also he could simply bypass that minor misconception.

Imagine if it happened with some stranger that wanted to lock a business deal with me?

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Life 101 : Dont ask provoking question if u are not ready to be backfired.

This happened yesterday at one of the local bank here at my area. This lady banker most likely didnt expect that something like this would blow up on her face but i guess there must be consequences that follows if u wanna to curiously prying on other people's life.

Unless you have microscopic view , i suggest : click on the image below for larger view and better reading.

The moral of the story is : Just because shes tiny , doesnt mean her brain and mouth are.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Wohoo Im Cuckoo~

Have u ever feel so terrify over something that it makes ur brain freeze and u would rather die than facing the issue urself?

I tell you what , i do.

But im not gonna tell you now because my head is still confounded with the numbing injection i got last evening. Yes the effect is still lingering noticeably.

I just feel like writing.

Huh , issit December yet?

I dont know.

My eyes is literally like this -_-.

But i can tell u one thing for sure , i survived the dental mayhem. after 8 fucking years of hindering , i survived the dental fucking mayhem.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Selamat Hari Jumaat

Because Friday is the best day of the week.

i think.

picture above seemed a tad bit narcissist dont u think?