last 2 days, the day that my papa shifted into this house. remember? u dont? oh i forgot that u had an ostrich's brain. there there, calm down. dont hyperventilate! coz u got an onion breath. sheesh!ok ok stay with me..there there.
So papa moved in and summore i had to take my two lovely little devil out to the pool. i was feeling kindda tensed out so guess what i did after swimming?
I CHOPPED OFF MY FRINGE!
yeah i did that. luckily i got steady hand and accurate instinct of "main belasah je la". Kalau tak, u wont find me in Malaysia anymore. Ill be gone, to a magical province where only people with retarded fringe are welcome. Otherwise,if u are a guy, u'll be decapitated. Yeah, both of ur head. Let see if u can extricate urself from that. And if ur a girl, u will be force to fornicate with a limping and almost decease horse until ur pride has been shamelessly punctured.
Now i feel like a school girl. who just know where babies came from. IT AINT FUNNY MOM! i do not come from a defected mass produced canned food!! especially not from a pickle jar!
the pre-loved hair. do not get any ideas ok. ini bukan pubic hair. sheesh u old dirty peverted minded! lucky thing u already secured my heart or else ull be long gone just like the others. hahaa
foot/note : kepada abu bakar elah. ko da bole claim aku jadi anak ko. dulu tanak ngaku kan sebab fringe aku senget. skrang rambut aku da same cam rambut ko. i love u daddy! mintak2 la tade org bace nie. kalau tak kantoi aku anak iban. eh da bace. ehheh hello there earthlings. *waves hand and turn back in shame*