Monday, July 21, 2008

Newspaper on the Rock Please!

ZOMG! I am a beauty pageant queen. I didnt even realized that i won the title of Miss World until last week when i was reading the front page of this some underpaid newspaper i rushingly picked up on my way to my private concorde. I was really suprised for this new findings.I panicked. Shocked. Mortified.

I know what u are u guys thinking. No. Im not lying. My face is now coated with an invisible thick layer of seriousness rite now. I got proof u know.


yeah. i made it. on page 36.

And there was another story that makes me wanna go and get a brazillian wax straight away after reading it.To relief the stress that slowly turning into this grosteque muscles that is.



DONT PHAIL ME U BITSHHH!!!!!!!!!! AKU DA BELI TICKET LA WEH!!


"Kawan-kawan! Polis Kata Jangan. Tapi slamber korek je wehh!!"

So with this i will end my never ending gibberish.

5 comments:

rage said...

huh? menyesal wa baca lu nya blog ni ari.. menyesalllllllllll!! *contemplating on suicide*

Dayana Wong Ratu Dunia Universe said...

kasihan abg

rage said...

lol. lu panggil wa abg.. terus wa rasa nak *pancut* beb. xde shoutout.. so wa ckp sini je ah. TAK PAHAM SUDAH!

anips said...

ahahaha.. tabley blah muke mamat tuh

Anonymous said...

polis did it for the lulz