Newspaper on the Rock Please!

ZOMG! I am a beauty pageant queen. I didnt even realized that i won the title of Miss World until last week when i was reading the front page of this some underpaid newspaper i rushingly picked up on my way to my private concorde. I was really suprised for this new findings.I panicked. Shocked. Mortified.

I know what u are u guys thinking. No. Im not lying. My face is now coated with an invisible thick layer of seriousness rite now. I got proof u know.

yeah. i made it. on page 36.

And there was another story that makes me wanna go and get a brazillian wax straight away after reading it.To relief the stress that slowly turning into this grosteque muscles that is.

DONT PHAIL ME U BITSHHH!!!!!!!!!! AKU DA BELI TICKET LA WEH!!

"Kawan-kawan! Polis Kata Jangan. Tapi slamber korek je wehh!!"

So with this i will end my never ending gibberish.