they come with an impressive packaging complete with a remote control as well. With a big red MUTE button in the middle. And also a BEHAVE button.
This morning i decided not to have any kid in the near future. Heck i even terrified to even have a thought about having any intimate moment with anyone.Why? Because for this wknd,my brother had dumped her two lovely daughters at me. Ok maybe dumped is a strong word to be said but every weekend he will send his kids to my mom house at monterez but my mom is at penang so i have to be their baby sitter for this wknd.I could have said no. But i didnt,coz i love spending time with them. So last nite they (Miya,Wawa,Ana,Elin and their new maid that they called "Kawan") arrived at my doorstep at approx 2130.The moment they entered the house,they were like due ekor anak kera yg baru dapat pisang. Terloncat2 like there was a trampoline beneath them. Aku dgn penat keje tak abeh just duduk dalam kesungulan.
So after awhile they came to the brink of exhaustion. They went to sleep. But i didnt. I sat infront of the pc,surfing,and chatting,and fesbuking coz u know i never had a chance to do that due to my busy weekdays. I slept at 4.30.I kept the door unlocked because if anything happened they can wake me up.I guess leaving the door unlocked was a huge mistake because at sometime around 0735 am....
...I was brutally dikejutkan dgn suara mereka yg sangat nyaring. Sehingga mencecah 100 desibel. My head was friggin heavy but i gathered up my strength and opened my eyes. There she was,the youngest of them two. She grinned and said with a voice one level lower than an airplane engine
"IKU IKUUUU....BILE NAK G SUMING POOOLLL NIEEEEE????"
Ughhh shooot!! ive been planting a sweet seed of hope 3 weeks back saying that i would take them swimming at my house. Now they are here,standing solidly infront of me claiming for their promise.
"Kejap kejap..iku nak tido kejap niee..nah tgk spongebob dulu" i said mamai-ly sambil bukakkan cartoon spongegbob dat i illegaly downloaded sometime ago on my pc.
One hour has passed
"IKU IKUUUU SPANBOB DA HABISSSS....BILE NAK G SUMING POOOLLL NIEEEEE????"
"Haa..da habiss..jap..tgk ratatoille nie dulu"
They just sit there,receiving the entertainment that i feed to them. Waiting patiently for the moment of truth. sejam has passed again. And me,still lying motionless on the bed. or so i tot.
"IKU IKUUUU CITE CIKUSS DA HABISSSS....BILE NAK G SUMING POOOLLL NIEEEEE????"
"Haaa..JOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!! " Ive been mentally prepared for this. So i quickly get up from the bed. And take them to the pool. They were so happy playing and splashing the water at each other. And at me as well.
Just now their mother took them off my hand. Mak die nak bawak deorang balik tanjung karang. I can now rest blissfully uninterrupted. I hope.
Nevertheless, this is the most meaningful weekend for me.