Wednesday, June 1, 2011

The Horrifying Investigation of My Mom's Refrigerator

Every refrigerator in a household contain their own secret to keep but mine is about to be dramatically expose!

What seemed like an innocent appliance might be a receptacle to an unknown mystery waited to be solved.

This is an exclusive ransacking episode of my mom's refrigerator. Last time i heard , this place is sooo cold that it has become a suicide space for dead bodies.



First i started to investigate the exterior of this object. Seems legit and nothing conspicuously suspicious seen at the scene. Almost got smitten with that yellow bird but quickly shed that excitement away for it might be a luring object. Gotta be aware and alert.


I slowly , with all my courage pulled the right door which revealed stacks of compartments in various sizes. It look messy , unsystematic. There was no significant smell that could lead on to a discovery of dead bodies , yet.

Moving on, i inspected the very top compartment of the refrigerator which has been a nest to

A half open Hershey kiss chocolate , which i forgot to check if there are any left. A square cheese , almost approaching its expiry date i think , a carelessly re-wrap butter and unknown object no 01.


Moving on to the next compartment , you can see couple of various sizes bottles , containing several food enhancing in different color. One which i naturally recognized is ketchup , and oh yeah , the yellow cap bottle is honey , definitely not pure and just beside is oyster sauce i think. And i would not talk about the big elephant in the room , ahhhhh yes , the bizarre mispositioned bread piece out of no where.yeah , i perplexed myself too!


Still a bundle of bottles , another honey (which i dont know why mummy needed that much honey. arent i sweet enough?) , choco sauce , mayonnaise and apa dia tu? air badak kot. still , nothing that could triggered any suspicion yet.


AHAAAAA! what is that? another piece of bread lay in between bottles? weird , just weird. could this be a clue to our case? we'll see. oh yeah , another mayonnaise. hmmm apparently , mummy likes to buy stuff in pair. this is an act of wastage. BLASPHEMY!!


Spot the odd.


GASP! chunks of meat! could this be pieces of human flesh covered in deliciously cooked masak kurma? hmmm , my mind ponder while i slowly regressed from the potential evidence.


ANOTHER BREAD PIECE? i see conspiracy written all over this.


It looks like blood , probably taste like blood. IT COULD BE BLOOD disguised in a smoothly blended chilly paste! u can never be too sure.


Well , it was still too early to conclude because i have yet to scrutinized the other part of the refrigerator. I embraced myself , preparing to retaliate if needed so.


Door opened. Everything look as if they belonged there. They are feigning , i could sensed that.


Frozen food , probably those couple of balls and nuggets are spies from the Frozen Ville. A place where hard , solid , possibly littered with crumbs and cold hearted species reign to seek revenge from human.Their mission , i presumed , always come to no avail because they always end up being excreted down the drain. Human superiority once again!


Ice. Lotsa of ice. U know what they say about too much ice dont u?


Subtle message for a particular organ of the body. Gettit? Nut surprise? I supposed the victim only had one left considering the singular indication.


COULD this be it? Does that look like a chopped up finger and a decapitated head to you? At this point , i would believe anything even if that was just a food stock my mom just bought from pasar malam yesterday. BUT! u can never be to precautions when it comes to neatly packed meat.


I faltered when i saw this part of the freezer. I could hardly assimilate what was served before my eyes. My intuition strongly suggest that what holds inside the containers were different degree of shredded human meat.

Well, at the end of the examination , I failed to gather any solid evidence that might impose that there are dead body parts in my refrigerator. Dead body parts that sometime taste like chicken or fish.

Hmm , maybe it were poultry and seafood after all.

With this , i shall end my absurd investigation.

I bid you , good night :)

7 comments:

Joi said...

hahaha nice post...whats up wit da bread?

btw gotta luv hershey choc syrup, its da best!

Farah Kamal said...

this is funny

aeinaa said...
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aeinaa said...

i gelak-gelak baca..until my adik tegur tht i/m crazy cuzlaughing sorang2..hahha

cikudi said...

@Joi : the bread is there to absorb any stinky smell that lingers around the refrigerator...andd yes hersheys choc syrup is the best. cant argue with that

@farah : i know rigghttt?

@aeina : hahahha..sorry didnt mean to make u look like a crazy person. glad that u enjoy it though.

pilot yohan said...

did u check the expire date of any items? :p later on help ur mum clean up....btw, it's that messy at all..i've seen worst ....

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