The Dirty Talk With A Stranger. An Old Stranger

Let me introduce u to a website

where u can secretly revealed ur secret to a stranger

where u can pretending to be a girl and have sexy conversation with a perverted 45 years old guy who thinks that u are 17 and hairless

where u can contribute ur ideas to destroy all the creation of robot species before they mercilessly take over our mind,power and woman.

where profanity will not be treated seriously and u wont get sued for violating the freedom of speech

where visual aid aint needed to make u understand more clearly

where the interface is entirely made of alphabets

where being mentally challenged is the in thing

U can talk freely without any string attached with another stranger all over the world. Be warned that the accuracy of context is 99% false. So next time when someone claimed they are a Nigerian prince held hostage by some terrorist at middle east country and wanting to transfer their "inheritance money" to your account , JUST SAY YES! because scamming is seriouse business!

I knew about this website few weeks back and wanted to write an entry for this particular page but didnt have any interesting conversation to put here , but today i logged on (because i am a loser and friendless in real world) to the website and started to say hi to this other person. Anyways , for my fellow friendless society , this website is called Omegle. Go and talk dirty, NOW!



This is how the conversation went,

Omegle
Talk to strangers!
3422 users online
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi
You: my bf said that my bosom isnt big enuff
You: what a vapid bastard!
Stranger: what's meaning?
You: where are u from?
Stranger: china and u?
You: india
You: yenadey poringey
You: u know even tho our skin look like nikka , dat doesnt mean we like kfc like them
Stranger: man or woman?
You: we like kari
You: woman of coz
You: my inside is so hot hot hot jee jee jee
Stranger: oh I see
You: are u dick or vajayjay?
Stranger: we cool of course
You: i mean are u female or male?
You: man or woman? bosom or unbosom?
Stranger: man
You: yenadey poringey
You: u want me to teach u indian?
You: minachi elek nandek
Stranger: of course not
Stranger: my english is poor
You: my english is rich..everyday i make money by speaking english
You: how old are u?
Stranger: how to add u im my friends group?
Stranger: 45 and u?
You: what do u do for living
You: my age is divided by zero
You: are u pedobear
You: do u like small girl?
Stranger: of course
You: awww
You: i am 17 , virgin and untouched. but i do touch my self , occasionally
Stranger: teaching
Stranger: oh
You: i like old guys
Stranger: tks
You: sometimes i go to mall and wear sexy and seduce old guy
Stranger: how to make friends with u?
You: do u want to watch me dancing?
You: so seksiii u jizzzz in ur pantsss
Stranger: ok
You: do u like sexy girls?
Stranger: of course
You: i can give u good time old man
You: would u be willing to pay ?
Stranger: your QQ number?
You: i can get naked for u
You: whar is QQ?
Stranger: can u tell me?
You: issit something like emoticons Q_Q or @_@ or -_-"
Stranger: of course
You: i am so horny old man
Stranger: no
You: make me happy
Stranger: ha ha
Stranger: ok
You: how u make me happy
You: how long is ur dick?
Stranger: 1 h
Stranger: would u mind?
You: ur dick is 1 hour?
You: 1 hour drive ? ur dick is freaking far.
Stranger: no
Stranger: 1 h is enough i think
You: that is so cool
Stranger: do u think so?
You: i know so
Stranger: oh
Stranger: add my QQ OK?
You: what is qq?
Stranger: it is for chatting
You: issit the same as (",) ?
You: i dont know
Stranger: no
Stranger: do you know a little chinese?
You: I AM AN INDIAN
You: YENADEYYY PORINGEYYYYY
You: YENADEYYY PORINGEYYYYY
You: YENADEYYY PORINGEYYYYY
You: YENADEYYY PORINGEYYYYY
You: YENADEYYY PORINGEYYYYY
You: YENADEYYY PORINGEYYYYY
You: YENADEYYY PORINGEYYYYY
You: YENADEYYY PORINGEYYYYY
You: YENADEYYY PORINGEYYYYY
You: YENADEYYY PORINGEYYYYY
You: YENADEYYY PORINGEYYYYY
You: YENADEYYY PORINGEYYYYY
You: YENADEYYY PORINGEYYYYY
You: YENADEYYY PORINGEYYYYY
You: YENADEYYY PORINGEYYYYY
You: YENADEYYY PORINGEYYYYY
You: YENADEYYY PORINGEYYYYY
Stranger: i know
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: i know ni hau maaa
You: TIU lei lomo hamkachan
Stranger: ha ha
You: kthnxbye

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