Please read this little missive that i wrote while i was half aware of my own existence (could also be rendered as my trial will)

Dear world ,
If i dont make it alive within this next 2 weeks please note that

1. I dont have that many cash in my bank so any attempt to hack into my bank account would come to no avail.

2.All my gaming system , including those ancient Nintendo's hand-held will be given to whoever can sustain 50 hours on playing L4D. or any other FPS game. or Hello Kitty Adventure Island with a full blast speaker on.

3. All my unutilised guitars will be owned by whoever wanna-be rockstard out there who can hit 20 notes per second without even breaking a sweat.

4. My computer , 2 monitors , and 3 hdds which calculated up to 1TB all together. fully loaded with series , animes , movies,musiq and few hidden gore porns will be inherited by some lucky guy who can fap until he excretes a blue semen full of happily swimming head of awesome smiley.

5. Dont bother fussing over my clothes because most of them are damage ,be it discolored , eaten by cockroaches or rats , losing a button , torn widely apart , if not worst.

6. I'd leave my most treasured collection of vinyl to a person who has a terrible emotional distress , just like me. FYI , staring blindly at this vinyl doenst make u any better , could probably damage ur retina or severely injure ur brain.

Please pray for my sanity for the next 2-3 weeks for i need this strength to keep on going. Even a puny encouragement would do me good.

oh anyways , on totally unrelated topic , last 3 days i decided to shorten up my hair because of the obviously apparent impact global warming has on our planet. Heat is a whore and i am her bitch.

muke da bosan ngna cahaya matahari. tlg la dunia.

sumpah kat luar aku lagi kiut

this picture is self-explanatory

p/s : Smoke is bad , alcohol is bad , drug is bad , sex is bad , binging on food is bad , marijuana is bad . What could have possibly possessed u for being so stupid?