The Last Page of The Year

Akhirnya aku siapkan jugak REPORT 2 utk thesis. itu baru report 2 eh ade lagi 3 report aku kene buat which aku rase akan jadi lagi excruciating than this one. but its ok , i will live and tell the tale of thousand stream of tears and moments of suicidal hours i spend on this thesis.

Lepas nie aku nak g MMU , selit report bawah pintu Tg Puteri pastu

SELAMAT TINGGAL 2008.

oh 2008. a year has past once again and this year has been one hell of a year. year of tears , laugh , sad , happy , and everything in between. this year also i learn that the value of family and friends. who is going to stay and who were there just for the sake of being there and within the split seconds they are gone as soon as problem arrived.

i learn that u just have to be content for who u are.

i learn that my heart is capable of loving once again.

i learn that my hair isnt as nice as it appear on the picture.

i learn that my smile is a little less like sunshine in the morning.

i learn that u can be strong with the support of ur family and close friend.

i learn that my eyes is the shape of pet society (facebook ppl! hahah) when they smile.

i met new people. new people who captivate my heart just by a single hello.

i met new people. the one who menyakitkan hati but turned out to be a darling.

i see my two lovely angels grown. from being able to count 1-3 now they can count the whole new set of 10.

i splurge on online shopping which i then sell back online. i dont need 20 bags in my almari.

Few series of meltdown that i managed to get through with the help of loved ones. thank u! because of u guys i am still standing solid and stronger than ever.

i chopped off my fringe but now it is back where it was before.

there is inumerable things happened in 2008 and this post is going to take forever for me to list all of them. so , in the nutshell, this year has been a good year for me even if its not i will still cherish it for many years to come.

so hello mr/ms 2009. wait for this little girl to grow up and do wonders to the world. hahhaha

p/s : sebenarnye tade beza pun mcm tahun2 lepas.

p/s : demnit aku da lambat g mmu! anep is so gonna kill me! BYE PEOPLE

HAPPY 2009!

The Wishful Wishy Wish

Seriously , i am so tenseeeee!

all stressed out like a single mother who had to take care of her 4 retarded son while battling with bladder control.

tension nye aku buat thesis nie! demnit

the only thing that keep me motivate is this





ARGHHH HELLO KITTY GUITAR! i want it i want it!

tak kesah la aku tak pandai main ke ape janji i want one!

ade sape2 nak tlg belikan tak? ill be a good girl. promise!

ill drink my milk

ill eat my vege

ill help out in delaying the green house effects

ill clean the dishes after dinner

ill scratch and give ur back a good massage.

ill contribute my support in teen pregnancy

please please pretty please with cherry on top?

anyone?

my birthday is coming and i want one!

p/s : tanak bagi sudah name ko bedah tetek ko kemungkinan ade sebelah. bluek!

The Tade Semangat Nak Sambut New Year

Like any other good and untainted soul , i'd always welcome a new year by having more than 5 resolutions

which

i

never keep.Even if i wanted to , they still somehow manage to make their ways out of my mind.

so this year i have none.

oh wait there is one

BENTI ISAP ROKOK! SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH

but good for ur mind. Like srsly.

then again , i am so certain that this will be my next year reso as well.

The Rolling Counters of Social Ladder

FUYOOOOO DA 20K!

i'd like to thank all the stalkerette ,stalkeree and every living soul in the magical land of stalkerville.

hahhaha

now i can happily certified myself as a successful failure.

nuff said.

gotta continue doing this excruciating thesis.

The Amarah yg Marah. Like srsly!

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How much is that again? i dont know , u do the math. Get the correct number and multiply it by
1000000 gizzilion trillion billion. that is how much I HATE DOING THESIS! Like srsly!

tlg la tlg la tlg laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! cepat la habisss please please please

tekanan betol! baik jadi peti ais cani!

p/s : I HATE YOU! BLOODY THESIS!

The Contradiction Of Heritage

While i was doing my un-progressed thesis , someone , a girl , she was wearing an ESPN black cap and a washed out pinkish could-be FOS t-shirt lingered mindlessly around my table. Politely she asked me

Ntah sape ntah : Ade org tak duduk sini?
aku : tade..duduk la.

She laid herself on the couch in front of me,unzipped her bag and rummaged through the content of it , ransacked it for awhile and at last she pulled out her hand that was firmly holding a book. Then she took a sip from her newly purchased coffee and before she opened her book she looked at me and said

Ntah sape ntah : u bukan org kl kan?
aku : err..kenape eh?
N.S.N : u nampak cam org sabah or sarawak. are u from there?
aku : err...tak..i mmg org kl. bapak i cina , mak i melayu. minggu nie je da dkt 2 org ckp camtu.
N.S.N : ye ke? u betul2 nampak cam bukan org semenanjung
aku : eh asal plak?
N.S.N : mungkin sebab u cerah kot
aku : celah mane nye aku cerah? da la berkarat , comot plak tu
N.S.N : hahahha..tade la..u cerah la
aku : ok tenkiu..muke je cerah...mase depan tak pun.

After that i spread the nicest smile and excuse myself from that pointless conversation. Ini memperkuatkan lagi theori yg mami mungkin beli aku kat org2 aborigin luar semananjung

p/s : i think i am the luckiest girl on the 7 petala langit in the whole wide endless universe! smile smile diena.

The Flavour of The Month

Had enuff with crappy songs nowadays?

then u surely havent heard to this guys yet. they are the new definition of coolness! like really good u thought it was hari raya all over again.

seriously ,i wudnt even think of promoting this band if they werent good!

and also the keyboardist/pianist is a good friend of mine which goes by the name KAY when being called.

so here u go , the IRAMA~ *like so original huh? irama~ hahha*

this is their myspace music page

p/s : Like srsly. You would be doing ur ear a jolly ol' favour by hearing to them. Like srsly double choclate syrup serious.



p/s : kay yg no 1 dari kiri. hensem kan. cam cipan yg sexually confused! hahah sorry kay.

The Vexatious Certain People that should rot in hell for all i care

aku nyampah bile

1. ade org sebok2 nak tau pasal aku. mind ur own business. what i do is none of ur concern! which part of LEAVE ME ALONE that u dont understand?

2.altho aku da warned and stuff certain people still bangang nak get the idea of it. AKU TAK SUKE AKU TAK SUKE LA SIBAI! stop fiddling in my pool u low life scum!

3. kalau ko nak kacau aku, kacau aku sorang je da la!! takyah la nak kacau ngna kawan2 aku skali. haih! ape la nasib aku.

4.pagi2 kene bangun g class.

peng/engs : tlg la , jgn kacau idop aku. please? ko nak aku buat ape lagi baru ko paham? ko nak jadi aku ke? ko nak take control idop aku ke? ko igt best sangat ke jadi aku bile ramai gile org sebok2? ko nak ke? amek la weh amek la weh! ughhh~ some people are so unbelievable!

p/s : buat penat2 je aku grak class awal. skrang da cam org bangang duduk tepi hb3 ngan laptop dalam kete nie. ok loser nerd! tq

The At Last She Updated Her Blog. (another prime bullshit from yours truly!)

Hello , good morning or whatever time it is in ur country ,

lame gile tak update ok. sebab ape?

1. malas.

sumpah aku malas gile doh nak update..tgk kibod je nak muntah , tgk mouse je muntah , tgk monitor je juling air , tgk speaker jadi pekak , i cant be anywhere around proximity of the computer area or else ill be vomiting blood and the socket of my eyes will be suck into the vortex of abysness. hahha ok m ekzegerating , itu sume alasan bodoh dunia . aku cuma plain ol traditional malas.

2. kentut kuat.

sumpah aku kentut kuat doh. like super kuat it would bring down any building being construct right now. my kerusi kenot sustain the impact of my kentut thus i dont have a kerusi to support my ass. therefore , i cannot blog because i need to sit , i have no kerusi , hence the idle on blogging.

3. Thailand new prime minister.

HANDSOME OKKK!!!!!!! i rather be his left eyebrow than writing nonsense stuff on my blog. ohhhh..jap name die aku lupe ape..tapi die ensem..oh name die abhisit vajayjay. eh vejjajiva sivaji yenadey poringey poridge congee chicken. panjang la sial name ko , cane nak kawen nanti berbelit lidah tok kadi nak sebut. oh oh sorry cech , u are irreplaceable,this is just my innamorato . the object of my infatuation , like u always fantasizing about siput sarawak while we were making love the other night. remember?

3. harga minyak turun.

bile harga minyak da turun , aku dgn sekali gusnye menjadi active dalam membawa kereta. sume aku pegi pun nak naik kete. well harga minyak da turun kan.

diena : yay harga minyak da turunnn..jom g sabah ke sarawak esok
deorang : diena , jgn smangat sgt please . harga minyak turun sikit je kot..yg ko nie semangat bagai sampai nak g sabah sawarak nie pahal?
diena : ye ah..harga minyak da turun kottt..aku nak tunjuk support kat kerajaan kot.kot kot kotttt

so ade sapa2 nak ikut aku g menyumpit kat dalam hutan? bole aku bawak jumpe long lost daddy aku. abubakaryelah. tapi tu kene potong fringe lagi skali la

4.BANYAK KEJE LA SIAL! LIKE SUMPAH BYK GILE SAMPAI AKU RASE AKU RELA JADI MIDGET CLOWN RATHER THAN DOING ALL THESE DEPRESSING KEJE!

nuff said. kadang2 aku rase nak nangis buat keje , kadang2 aku rasa happy , kadang2 aku rase cam nak meradang! tapi most of the time aku cam cool and chill sambil simpan air mata utk menangis. seriously , kalau lagi sploh hari aku tak update dat means korang bole cari aku kat ospital sakit jiwa kat mane2 k. tlg bawak buah tangan please. aku suke makan cekelat ngan mayonis.

5. aku da tak gemok.

baru aku dapat tau punce kebuncisan aku. rupe2nye perut aku buncis sebab nak period. patut ah perut cam kembung gile sampai ade cam bende bulat2 mengelilingi perut. rupe2nye ade orbit perut aku. tarikan graviti kuat gile.

6. GAMBAR!

gambar nie tade kene mengene langsung ngan kemalasan aku. tapi setiap kali aku tension mesti aku dok dpn pc pastu senyum2 depan camera. cam org gila yg twisted gile.

p/s : belakang aku sakit la sial. skrang nak toleh kiri kanan kene cam slow2 cite hantu. sumpah sakit. demnit! sape ntah yg buat nie.

The Game Tournament

Hello readers ,

Are u a student of Multimedia University Cyberjaya?

Or live anywhere nearby?

Dont have anything to do for the next 2 days?

Excel in Pro Evolution Soccer and a master of tekken?

If u are then get ready to be syiouf syiouf~

Moar info HERE HERE HERE AND HERE!

Got game bitch?

I'd be guarding the booth and saving all the donuts to myself! hahahhahahha

SEE YOU GUYS THERE SUCKA!

p/s : outsider also are invited to join this tournament. that is if u are willing to drive up all the way to cyber. the more the merrier. yeah!

The Occurance of Random Thoughts

Letters are meant to be arranged together to form a word

Words are meant to be assembled together to build up a sentence

Sentences are meant to be constructed to a full view one whole length of paragraph.

Paragraphs are meant to propagated into one reading material.

And reading materials are meant to be read. Aloud or discreetly. It deserved the right to be seep into someone's mind.

and i still wonder why people set their blog for private only.

This only means one thing. self-professed ol' garden bitch.

kalau tanak bagi org bace baik tulis diary pastu letak bawah katil.

kalau nak mengata baik mengata depan2.

kenapa nak mengata among the group of "invited friends only" ?
ko igt ko bagos? ko igt kawan2 ko bagos? ko igt penulisan ko tu sangat confidential or ko takot kene tahan ISA?

aku bukan ape , nak kate annoying pun tak jugak , tapi menyampah dgn org2 cani. menyampah macam kat sampah sambil makan kepah dgn cik bedah.

p/s : nuthing to do with anything, just my unplanned random thoughts.

this is not a p/s,thus any reading below this line is merely intolerable : aku bukan nak cakap aku bagos. tapi at least m not hiding , m not reserving anything for anyone , m not afraid of the world and why shud u?

The Thought of Something Else

If i had a chance , a chance to be something else , i'd gladly and willingly without any slightest hint of uncertainty in my conciousness to become a

REFRIGERATOR! (a solid well-built with 4 transparent fully automated doors [that comes together with a stylish remote control voice detection sensor] ,coated with pure could-be real gold all around it and complete with ice dispenser that would not only dispense ice but also anything my heart desire , namely ; cold hard questionable cash.)

why one might be questioning me

1. my body will be filled , even crowded with food , all sorts of it.Candies ,dozens of top qualities chocolates,uneaten left over Hawaiian pizza,winter melon canned drink,stacks of colorful and soft marshmallows,ginger beer, almost expired but still edible mayonnaise,chickens who didnt survived the crucial first stage of developing their full form in a fragile cream shell,cookies from coldstorage and last but not the very least , kicap manis! The food would not only stays fresh and cool but it would also remain untouched because whoever dare to touch the handle of the freezer , which i guess is gonna be my nose , or my hand , would be electrocuted. Electrify until it will pour a rapid blatant dark shade rivulet of blood from every opening of your body. U dont touch me, caress me, take a pieces of me, shut me off and walk away just like that. Make sense huhh huhh huhh?

2. i dont have to worry about beauty problem. As far as m concern , people just have to clean me once a week. I dont have to waste my money on facial products , waxing , perfumes, and other hygiene related products to maintained myself. I'd be happy enough if my body is decorated with various shape and flamboyant colors of magnetic accessories. Heck i'd probably wont even bother if my outer appearance is an awful eye-sore as long as i am still fully functioning and my warranty is still valid withing the next 6 months.

3.Money.My head would be free , clear to the very last dust about money problem. I dont have to tighten my budget for my upcoming FYP.I dont have to pay my monthly outstanding bills, dont have to pay my condo's maintainance fees , gas to run my mobile, dont have to save for holidays. And most importantly, i dont have to ask my parents for money. I am an household appliance,why would i be needing money for?

4. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST! I DONT HAVE TO CRAMP AND SQUEEZE MY BRAIN FOR THIS STUPID FINAL YEAR PROJECT DOCUMENTATION AND SPECIAL RESEARCH INTEREST (thesis). NEVER HAVE I HEARD REFRIGERATORS ALL AROUND THE GLOBE DRAINED ALL OF THEIR ENERGY TO DO THIS KIND OF EXCRUCIATING PROJECT!!

5. ARGHHH TENSIONNYE AKUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is even worst than experiencing an euthanasia with a room congested with innumerable amount of ostracized leprosian class of 1998.

p/s : bare in mind that i would also consider being turn into a shaver , a speaker, a deep voice of a sturdy young Russian athlete , a mole on your neighbor left cheek , a portion of ur almost-darken-due-to-ciggarate-inhalation right lung, the 3rd row of your father bulu kaki , or any other thing that doesnt need to use the act of brain for thinking.

post/script to the very last bit of ur cracked lips : tingok! i rather spend one hour on blogging rather than on my assignment! WHY WHY WHY?? BECAUSE I CAN WRITE CRAP LIKE THIS!!!! LIKE THIS

and this

and thissss

and thisssssssssssss!!!!!!!

sheeeshh!

The Lunch Tragedy of The Unlikely

I should have posted this few days back when it really happened but as usual , i just lingered here in my bedroom , rolled my eyes into different directions or in other word PROCRASTINATED . If procrastinating is a crime , i'd be prosecuted even before u can say "somebody gonna get hurt realll bad" (Russel Dominic Peters )

So anyways , something interesting , yet improbably thing happened on this particular day. It was holiday as i would like to remember it. Papa called me around noon and asked me whether i want to go makan with him. He shudnt be asking a question to an obvious answer. Of course the answer was YES! Diena Wong never refused to any makan invitation. I live for food but apparently my body is not.

Anyways , after long and deep consideration about the place we should be eaten , i decided to go to Kenny Rogers at ioi mall. I ordered my usual , jacket potato covered with the-sumpah-to-die-for tangy chicken topping and coleslaw, macaroni and cheese and another one i couldnt really recall as a side dishes. Papa ordered ape ntah aku tak ingat. Ayam ngan ape ntah. So we ate , chatted about the recent BA landslide and some other third world countries issues.

After we finished eaten , papa raised his hand to call up the waitress. She came and presented the bill to papa , papa paid the bill and we waited for the balance. Again , she walked casually towards us , but this time she did not only came to give our balance back but also a plastic bag.

Waitress : Nie ade free gift.
dw : wadeheylll??

So, what is the most unlikely free gift that one would received after dining at one of the well known restaurant?

This may look like a normal plastic bag that should contain anything edible. Behold the truth! look can be deceiving boys and girls for this bag does not only contained things that would make u jolt all over but u wud also be momentarily rigid and frozen until one of ur body part fell over. particularly the productive part of ur anatomy.

TADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! die bole bagi ubat gigi! UBAT GIGI WEH! kalau die bagi fruit cake in occasion of this coming christmas ke bole la aku tolerate lagi. Pepsodent plak tu. sounds alot like a roddent dont u think so? Mencegah gigi berlubang? wthhh???! ABEH TU POCKET AKU YG BERLUBANG NIE SAPE NAK JAWAB! sheessshh!!!

Lepas nie ape plak? Pegi denties pastu dapat panties yg ade tampal2 smarties?

The Soul Searching Series of Her life

Sometime she feels like

1. Extending her tiny hand , just to reach the brilliantly glistering stars. Star,just one is enough for now.but she couldn't. because its too far. out of her reach to be exact. this is how she views her future this very moment. Still vague , undecided and better yet lost. Like srsly.

2. draw a map. slide the tip of her ball point pen on the paper into a straight line. Without any curve being created , she would line it straightforward to the treasure island that was even unheard of by any soul. She'd marked an outline of a big red X and bold it.Bold it so thick until it almost tear off that particular area. There is where she wanna go when she grows up,she told myself. Being alone in an island full of mystical creature that unsuccessfully made their way into any fictional stories.

3. Inadequate. Sometimes she feels like she does not belong from where shes happily accepted. She feels like walking away , far away from the brightly blaring illuminated camp fire that was surrounded by the group of disturbingly happy people. She just wanted to be singular. Trap in the comfort of her own room. Being isolated far away from these people.

4. She lies. She lies way too much. Even without realizing it and shes not talking about verbal lying or whatsoever act of cheating but more like spiritually deceiving kinda way. People often view her as the girl who have this kind of impenetrable shield of confidence.The shield that can only be broken only by using the tip of white swirling counterclockwise horn of a virgin unicorn which when the first ray of sunshine darted at the earth first thing in the morning , it would seem as if the creature was covered by thousands of silvery needles , which would pretty much giving an impression pure , sanctity , sacred and everything in between.

What most people should know is , it wasnt really a tough shield that was wrapped all around her all this while. It was just a thin skim layer of self-assurance that she diligently maintained and obtained over the years. Little amount of people know that this thin layer is easily thrustable ,that would not only result in a gushing over abundantly flowing blood of insecurities , fear , trepidation , hatred , self-doubt but also a in the midst of self searching series all over again.

5. She wants to see boy grows to become man , and a man grows to become a fool. And that fool would expires in this gloriously self-arrogance of foolishness.Before it even happening, she wants to prevent that. She was confuse , vain and incomplete. She doesnt know where to end her journey , so she just walk in circular movement. Waiting for some soul that is equally like hers. She would want to talk about almost anything with this soul. She would wants this soul to protects her from whatever monster that would make a sudden appearance and emerged from underneath her bed.

6. She thought this has gone way too far as from her initial plan.Stop is what she have to do now.

p/s : once again , thanks for reading this unbearable post of nothingness. Again , this post has nuthing to do with my life. its her life. her,the one who u merely familiar with over the internet.

citation : Her Space Holiday - The Telescope Reading. Inspires me to the deepest core of my heart.

The Doesnt Make Sense

Anak dara ape yg bangun pukul 11.30 on hari raya qurban?

1. the one who is living under her own roof. my house my rule.

2. the one who thought that hari raya qurban is a lot less like thanksgiving.

3. the one who three of her family members *out of five including herself* are out of the country.

4. the one who thought that cotton wont crease so much no matter how crumple it may be. but poor little girl , she thought wrong.

5. the one who had run out of creative juice. she just type here aimlessly , no vision. Maybe her imagination is due to its expiry day.

6. the one who still uncertain of the whole concept of how the universe really works.

7. the one who is craving for something sweet,wet,cold,fried to burnt,juicy in the middle. got any ideas?

8. the one who doesnt know where is this going. like srsly! cigar anyone? no? then u havent been to cuba yet.

9. the one who desperately need this list to get to number 10. but still, she doesnt have anything better to write. her mind is undergoing a major brain blockage. like that time when ur dad wanted to approach ur mom to a higher degree of physical interaction , and she said no because she was all classy and decent and untainted. "Ahh shut the trap woman. dont block me!" . yeah that is pretty much the block i was talking about. doesnt make any sense? yeah i thought so too.

10. yay number 10! finally! so yeah. selamat hari raya. can anyone pass me that tartar sauce? i love mayonaise. Like srsly! i could eat mayonaise with chocolate. yeah the choclate on ur boifren when the night he told u he was studying for his MUET.

p/s : tlggg tlggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Nonchalant Moment

fine, liverpool la paling hebat.

yeah lets paint the town red. nuff said.

i didnt use any caps ,or bold or bigger font or any exclamation mark because

i dont know

because i truly am redho je la.

Anyways,

esok raye,mummy and miya is out of the country, papa is surely gonna work tomorrow,

for him , raya only last 30 minutes,

abg? abg lagi la. totally out of the picture

sape lagi?

hmm?

tape la..raye sensorang dpn pc pun ok. cam tak biase je.

ok bye.

Oh baidewei.

SELAMAT HARI RAYA QURBAN. makan tu igt2 aku weh yg raye sensorang. tq.

p/s : tak tak. mane ade ade depress. ok je nie. seyes.

The Photography Workshop

Do u :

Like photography? *which explains all the self-whoring-dust-gathering albums that u kept under the bed*

Own a camera? *Issit the big bulky one that cost more than ur virginity?*

Wants to be a professional and ur only source for knowledge is just the internet? *we all know internet is not a safe place anymore*

Like chicks in bikni , want to take their pictures but they refuse just because u have limited understanding about photography?

If u are all of the above *or not*, then u might want to consider registering urself in Photography Courses / Workshop by One Exposure Creative Center.

Photography Workshop for Beginners
Venue : Dinarshad Studio
Date : 13th & 14th Dec 2008(2 days)
Time : 9am to 5pm
Fee : RM350 for student / RM500 for others
Speaker : Zainudin Arshad
*light refreshment will be provided*

Why i think u should go. *and why it is worth the fee*

1. Because it is not only good for uself, but also ur future offspring. That is if u want to have one, but if ur not, the world wud be a better place without a miniture u.

2. The token to brag. What could be more self-feeding-ego than this? Extra knowledge is a 3rd balls for man.

3.CONTACTS! We all know that the more contacts u have the more likely u will suceed in this field. But its not my loss if u decided that Yellow Pages is more reliable in gathering ur contacts.

4. To get chicks in bikini to pose for u in the future. By then u will thank me for letting u know about this. The more experience u get , the superior u will be.

5. And lastly - U just have to go. Get motivated. Feel inspired.

More info here

p/s : i have done my deed. can i have my ice-cream now?

The Raging Inner Thoughts

WOI DM!

KO NAK APE SIAL DARI AKU NIE SEBENARNYE!

U SQUEEZE ME DRY UNTIL I DONT HAVE ANY JUICE LEFT!

THANK U VERY MUCH!

THANKS TO YOUR HIGH EXPECTATION NOW I HAVE ONE WHOLE COLONY OF PIMPLES ON BOTH OF MY CHEEKS.

NOT TO MENTION AN EYE LUGGAGE TO COMPLIMENT THE ALMOST DRIED UP EYES.

I would like to shower my over flowing gratitude to:

1. Apis - my knight in shining lubang hidung. thanks for the mapping.

2. Bk - my night light. thanks for temaning me the whole night. minus the teka-teki. plus the expected dialouge

3. Classmates - Anep , Nunut, Hanim, Ezul, Kak Ju and few others for sharing their work with me.

4. Myself - to be able to sustain this early stage.

p/s : ESOK PRESENTATION LA SIAL! AKU NAK MEREPEK APE? ARGHHHH JUAL BELON LAGI BAGOS!

The Last Minute Survey (Closed)

UPDATE : Ive already closed the survey. Thanks for whoever participated in this survey. The feedback was overwhelming. I didnt expected it would be beyond my targeted amount of sampling. thank u again.

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This is an emergency. I really2 need ur help. Be a darling and please answer this survey for my final year project research. This whole research thingy is killing me softly. Please delay my death by participating in this survey. Thank U very much. Ur kindheartedness will be awarded with good karma, without u realizing it. Like srsly.

Karma is real, as real as the mountains and the clouds. God made mountains and clouds and everything in between. So karma is ruled by God. Do u want to mess with The God?

If not , just answer this survey! <-- click here for the survey

THANK YOU in advance

p/s : u will be awarded with a good offspring in the future. trust me, karma is no laughing matter.

The Potential World War 3

Kalau Chelsea kalah aku akan

1. cranky utk satu minggu this coming week. so boys , think twice before u even try to provoke me.

2. makan makanan organik yg hanya ditanam oleh perempuan myanmmar tua yg sudah menopos.

3. minum air yg kaler itam je. so-called act of mourning.

4. buat PSA utk org2 yg kurang aware pasal tali pinggang keledar penumpang di belakang

5. amek course hospitality and tourism supaya bile aku grad aku bole pegi keje kat hotel yg dekat2 ngan stamford bridge. so aku bole jumpe petr cech. pastu die akan sedar yg die da jumpe soulmate die. die ceraikan bini dan kawen ngan aku. mase tu baru minda melayu akan terbuka yg course hnt nie ade byk pros dari cons.

6. bile aku da kawen ngan petr cech mesti die bawak aku g jumpe artist2. lepas tu kiterang mungkin akan pergi kat opening movie mane2 kat hollywood. mase tu justin timberlake terpandang aku lantas hatinya gugur dan terus confess kat red carpet. melutut. aku pun mesti cam "ohh please dont do this. m a married woman." pastu cech cam "its ok darling. i support open relationship" pastu j.t pun cam terus peluk dan cium dahi aku. tetibe tok kadi datang naik helicopter. pastu kami nikah di red carpet itu sambil dibanjiri paparazi yg byk.

7. Lepas aku da jadi pemes cam oprah , mungkin aku akan run for congress kat states. lepas obama tak dapat tunaikan janji die kepada rakyat jelata , mungkin minda rakyat america akan terbuka untuk menerima asian sebagai presiden. masa itu , aku tidak akan pakai eyeliner elianto lagi utk bagi efek pembesaran mata. power to the people!

8. lepas tu aku balik mesia. bagi duit kat government. suruh deorang buat disneyland. baru ramai tourist datang mesia. lepas tu kat tengah2 disneyland tu , sebelah waterfountain berbentuk karipap , akan dibina monumen berbentuk aku. Monumen itu akan diperbuat daripada 98% emas tulen. Betul2 di bawah monumen itu akan ada plate emas yg diemboss kan dengan tulisan The Neverending Awesomeness : Diena Wong.

9. Selepas mesia da maju ade disneyland bagai, mesti akan ada ramai kuasa2 besar dunia yg akan berhasat dengki dan tamak haloba. Mungkin akan ade percubaan utk menakluk negara kita. Masa itu, aku (by this time aku da jadi perdana menteri mesia) akan kumpulkan gamers2 yg tersohor utk memplankan strategi utk berperang. Anep ,apis, bk , chaq , to name a few. Hardcore gamers mungkin tidak sebab mereka selalu emo dan tak kuar umah. Mungkin aku akan memintak tlg south korea sebab meraka lagi hebat. Kalau tidak pun aku akan mintak tlg warga2 kopitiam.lowyat.net or 4chan.org

10. pastu, bile aku bangun pagi2 dan sedar ini hanyalah angan2 kosong.

So chelsea , utk mengelakkan dari terjadinya potential world war 3, baik korang menang. or else...dont say i didnt warned u earlier coz i did. so yeah.

UPDATE : ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHELSEA KALAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! demnit!

so aku start ngan cranky utk satu minggu dulu k? we'll see where it goes from there.

p/s : tade mende nye psss psss nieee..ko tgk apeeee...am i ritee?