Irreversible Read by Diena Wong

Princess Green

2011-08-08T21:34:00.002+08:00

Hi there ,

This post is long overdue and the enthusiasm to commit to it is far lesser now when the initial plan was intended but what the hell nobody really read my blog so whatever i post is considerably "latest" to me.

I went to Universal Studio Singapore with few friends on early (or was it end?) June (i cant really recall the date because as you know, my memory spans is only as good as the goldfish) to checkout the renowned theme park, now that it is physically nearer to us.

So details aside of the fun fun fun weee weeee part , for this post im gonna write about one of the merchandises i bought during the trip.

I bought these cute Princess Fiona t-shirt with this really adorable illustrations of her in the middle of the shirt. I wanted to buy more but my deflated purse doesnt seemed to come in agreement with my impulsive shopping behavior.

So this tshirt i bought is all cute and all but round neck cutting has never been my favorite , this is probably because i feel choked and suffocated wearing em. Its like someone is bondaging me or something.

Here is the Princess Fiona tshirt i bought at USS

U dont see this but the tshirt was internally crushing me.

So i grab my half-seasoned scissor and chop off the round neck area and tadaaaaaa~ i dont look like a nun no more.

And plus , the cut off piece can be modeled as a hair band that coincidentally look like a crown.

or a mask.

Other SHREK merchandises in my collection.

And of course , the confuse dilemma of angry birds , mistaking baby shrek for green pig. HAHAHAH even i find this amusing , and i am hard to please , mind you.

So yeah , boring post i know , even now , at this very moment this words are walking letters by letters, i swear my brain is half functioning , therefore explain why am i half-asleep. Boring as hell , now , then and forever.

Tutorial : GSC iPhone App using Maybank2u (Detail instructions on how to use it)

2011-06-04T20:12:00.014+08:00

Hello hi,
If u are like me , pemalas ,movie-buff, cranky , tak suka buang masa ,like to go cinema but hate the long queue to buy the ticket, owned an iphone and have an unhealthy behavior of downloading apps after apps , then may i introduce you to the greatest iPhone app ever created (apart from Angry Birds and Cooking Mama and Tom Tom and Tweetlogix and etc) which is GSC iPhone App.

So today i want to demonstrate how easy it is to book a ticket via this app.

Upon opening the application , u will be greeted by a splash page of animated GSC Logo.

NAVIGATIONAL TABS

There are 5 tabs that serve different purpose at the below part of the interface. This is tab no1 , which is the "Promotions" tab which showcasing few posters for new movies showing at GSC.

This is the "Cinema" tab which show a complete list of GSC branches all around Malaysia together with the details of the premises.

You can check your history of booking at the "History" Tab.

HOW TO BOOK (details instructions)

The "FasTicket" tab is where the booking will happen. Here are three rows of important inputs.

First row is where you choose the venue of cinema , in this case ive chosen GSC Summit USJ.Click close.

2nd row is the date , you can book the ticket on the day itself or advanced booking on other day.Click close.

The third row is where you chose ur desired movie title , as for this, im choosing X-Men : First Class. Click close.

So this is what ive chosen earlier. Please double check ur choice to avoid any frustrations.
Click next.

Next step is to chose the desired time for your movie.

This is the part where you have to insert your details and preferred payment method. Let me remind you that PayPal cant be used for jailbroken device.

Here you have to select how many tickets that u gonna purchased.

Ive chosen 2 seats.

This will bring you to the seat selection page

Select your desired viewing area , those in red are not available , green are available while the yellow color is for the seat that u selected.

This is the detail of my booking selections. Click "Pay with m2u mobile" button. This is the last time before u pay for ur booking so make sure all selection is correct before proceeding to the next step.

Insert Maybank2u username

Request for TAC number to proceed with payment.

After payment has been made , click logout.

This is your confirmation ID. For summit USJ , you have to collect the tickets manually ,which means , queuing up but if

Your confirmation ID is QR Code , this means that you dont have to que to collect the ticket because u can directly walk at the movie entrance and the staff will scan the QR Code. Ticketless , neat huh? This i like.

Collected ticket at the counter.

Im a happy girl when i dont have be u in a log queue

Well , even though the application itself is self-explanatory and this tutorial is kinda easy , but i hope it helps clear any confusion that u might have relating to the apps.

Good night now :)

The Horrifying Investigation of My Mom's Refrigerator

2011-06-01T01:49:00.003+08:00

Every refrigerator in a household contain their own secret to keep but mine is about to be dramatically expose!

What seemed like an innocent appliance might be a receptacle to an unknown mystery waited to be solved.

This is an exclusive ransacking episode of my mom's refrigerator. Last time i heard , this place is sooo cold that it has become a suicide space for dead bodies.

First i started to investigate the exterior of this object. Seems legit and nothing conspicuously suspicious seen at the scene. Almost got smitten with that yellow bird but quickly shed that excitement away for it might be a luring object. Gotta be aware and alert.

I slowly , with all my courage pulled the right door which revealed stacks of compartments in various sizes. It look messy , unsystematic. There was no significant smell that could lead on to a discovery of dead bodies , yet.

Moving on, i inspected the very top compartment of the refrigerator which has been a nest to

A half open Hershey kiss chocolate , which i forgot to check if there are any left. A square cheese , almost approaching its expiry date i think , a carelessly re-wrap butter and unknown object no 01.

Moving on to the next compartment , you can see couple of various sizes bottles , containing several food enhancing in different color. One which i naturally recognized is ketchup , and oh yeah , the yellow cap bottle is honey , definitely not pure and just beside is oyster sauce i think. And i would not talk about the big elephant in the room , ahhhhh yes , the bizarre mispositioned bread piece out of no where.yeah , i perplexed myself too!

Still a bundle of bottles , another honey (which i dont know why mummy needed that much honey. arent i sweet enough?) , choco sauce , mayonnaise and apa dia tu? air badak kot. still , nothing that could triggered any suspicion yet.

AHAAAAA! what is that? another piece of bread lay in between bottles? weird , just weird. could this be a clue to our case? we'll see. oh yeah , another mayonnaise. hmmm apparently , mummy likes to buy stuff in pair. this is an act of wastage. BLASPHEMY!!

Spot the odd.

GASP! chunks of meat! could this be pieces of human flesh covered in deliciously cooked masak kurma? hmmm , my mind ponder while i slowly regressed from the potential evidence.

ANOTHER BREAD PIECE? i see conspiracy written all over this.

It looks like blood , probably taste like blood. IT COULD BE BLOOD disguised in a smoothly blended chilly paste! u can never be too sure.

Well , it was still too early to conclude because i have yet to scrutinized the other part of the refrigerator. I embraced myself , preparing to retaliate if needed so.

Door opened. Everything look as if they belonged there. They are feigning , i could sensed that.

Frozen food , probably those couple of balls and nuggets are spies from the Frozen Ville. A place where hard , solid , possibly littered with crumbs and cold hearted species reign to seek revenge from human.Their mission , i presumed , always come to no avail because they always end up being excreted down the drain. Human superiority once again!

Ice. Lotsa of ice. U know what they say about too much ice dont u?

Subtle message for a particular organ of the body. Gettit? Nut surprise? I supposed the victim only had one left considering the singular indication.

COULD this be it? Does that look like a chopped up finger and a decapitated head to you? At this point , i would believe anything even if that was just a food stock my mom just bought from pasar malam yesterday. BUT! u can never be to precautions when it comes to neatly packed meat.

I faltered when i saw this part of the freezer. I could hardly assimilate what was served before my eyes. My intuition strongly suggest that what holds inside the containers were different degree of shredded human meat.

Well, at the end of the examination , I failed to gather any solid evidence that might impose that there are dead body parts in my refrigerator. Dead body parts that sometime taste like chicken or fish.

Hmm , maybe it were poultry and seafood after all.

With this , i shall end my absurd investigation.

I bid you , good night :)

Movie Night Out : Kung Fu Panda

2011-05-27T04:39:00.020+08:00

Hello hi,
Last night I went to Pyramid for our newly established tradition of movie nights out with my fellow MA batch mate , which by far ,had been the most loveliest , supportive, resourceful , happening group of people I've been struggling with together to finish up our Master degree.

The choice of movie last night was none other than the ever cuddly sequel of Kung Fu Panda 2!

The movie was delayed for 45 minutes due to some severe technical error , and by severe i meant burning films in the middle of the movies. How effing coooollllllll is that? Its like a time wrap waiting to suck us into a black hole of nothingness , except that didnt happened and within split seconds my logical thinking drag me back to reality.

Movie wise , IT WAS FUCKING AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Like all the awesomemess in the world merge together into this big mountains of fury balls coated with thick layers of moreee awesomeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!! This movie , ladies and gentlemen, is soooooo fulll of win , i didnt even know where to begin!

Even without my recommendation , u guys would probably rush to the cinema right now. And plus , i bet u would want to get your hands on the exclusive kung fu panda big ass tumbler combo.

Here are some photos of last night events.

Me and Aiza having ice cream at Wendy's. The Strawberry Shake from this premise just wont do for me , toooo sweeettt!

The poster

Exclusive tumbler combo! Part pop corn , part iced lemon tea.

Here is the bottom part of the tumblr. It looks like it contain a drink but...

No! It is a pop corn container with a mini chimney to insert a straw

Closer look. U can actually see the drink through the funnel.

I looke like a midget holding a giant glass.

With them girls

The girls buat sepah. No , this time not me.

With our lect Mr. Firdaus.

After the show

Gossip kejap tengok gay tengah manja2.

And for those who still havent seen the trailer , here it is!

That concludes my movie night out. Skedushhhhh~

5 reasons why religiousfags are childish

2011-05-14T18:02:00.006+08:00

I was about to post something about this one religiousfag who was so eager to prove his point right about some religious related issues. i was about to reveal this one sad add facebook profile where despite being a RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST as his words deemed to be , still forgot to hide his favorite book which under the sexual related title of " Female Orgasm Black Book" .

What kind of preacher so keen to fix a stranger , yeah u hear me right , in this case i am a stranger to him but his words seem to know me better than myself , but he is no better himself.

So ive made a theory that , all religiousfag , especially MALE , who claimed to be a saint and in effort to stitch every girl's vagina and butthole so that us girl wont go spreading our legs around , is nothing but a child , and a disturbed one while at it.

Why? u may ponder.

1. They always want to win , even at the brink of losing the would dig the internet for some snippets of ayat quran to justify their ill-proposed statement.

2. They never seem satisfy with other ppl's life. There always a hole that need to be patch. There always something wrong with the civilization.

3. They are always right , even when them wrong , they are right.

4. Picking fights with a girl is their hobby. For them , that is not dayus , that is mendidik. Fuck you much?

5. And lastly, their ego is always get in a way.

You see , this kind of people need to respect other people's space , privacy and beliefs. If you, yourself have so much to belief in, why dont educate those around u first. For all you know , your sister , aunts or maybe even mom are fucking senselessly around behind ur back.

Ok , enough ranting.

Ill rant more on daily basis , but not necessarily on scheduled time.

Recap

2011-05-14T04:59:00.003+08:00

Its been awhile since the last time i pour anything in here.
Ive been busy , really really busy for the past 1 and half years doing my MA in UiTM.
Best. Memories. Ever.

If my life was a movie , this would be the longest climax stage ever.

But , everything good has to come to an end. Im done now. Not officially done but yeah , u can say that i can virtually feel the tassel of my graduation hat is tousling around while i jump up and down in victory. I can imagine , that would be the bestest victorious jump in the history of my life. I think , for now.

Well , maybe i would post some of my work , maybe i dont , depending on my urge and temptation. Or maybe ill post something entirely different. Maybe ill write about someone else's life , maybe id write about who i claim is someone else but actually im writing about me. Maybe.

Im all grown up now.

See me fly

MALAYSIAN PLEASE TAKE NOTE ON THE TURMOIL IN EGYPT. THIS IS WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENING OVER THERE

2011-01-31T16:48:00.002+08:00

Ketepikan sekejap perbincangan mengenai IT di JomPHP, kerana ada isu penting dan serius yang ingin disampaikan. Kalau anda bukan duduk di bawah batu, pasti ada terdengar berita mengenai revolusi rakyat Mesir menentang kerajaan pimpinan Hosni Mubarak.

Ketahuilah bahawa keadaan di sana adalah lebih teruk daripada jangkaan anda. Kalau anda baca akhbar harian dan tengok tv mainstream anda tak tahu apa yang berlaku secara terperinci. Asyik2 isu fasha sandha yang tak habis-habis lagi. PM kita pula sibuk dengan DUN Tenang dan spam email rakyat dengan ucapan CNY.

Kalau anda membaca post ini, harap boleh sebarkan di facebook, twitter, blog, tumblr masing2. Kalau boleh biar satu Malaysia tahu sebab ianya sangat penting. Ini melibatkan keselamatan, maruah, nyawa dan masa depan lebih 6000 pelajar Malaysia di sana. Kita harap dengan tersebarnya maklumat pihak kerajaan dapat melakukan tindakan yang sewajarnya.

edit: angka sebenar jumlah pelajar Malaysia di sana tidak diketahui, tapi ada sumber memaklumkan terdapat 11,000 rakyat Malaysia tinggal di seluruh Mesir.

Ringkasan : Rusuhan dan darurat di Mesir adalah berpunca daripada revolusi rakyat menentang kerajaan pimpinan Hosni Mubarak. Revolusi ini diinspirasikan daripada revolusi tunisia baru-baru ini dan dijangka banyak negara timur tengah akan turut menurut jejak langkah rakyat Tunisia dan Mesir untuk ber-demo.

Hosni Mubarak ialah diktator yang memerintah Mesir selama 30 tahun, dan mungkin anda tidak tahu Hosni Mubarak adalah pemerintah kejam, perampas harta rakyat dan juga sekutu US dan juga menyokong Israel. Media Malaysia kurang melaporkan berita mengenai ini dan ramai yang tidak tahu, ingat Mesir…bunyi Arab tu semua aman…semua baik-baik ke? Dah jadi riot baru kecoh satu dunia.

1. Huru-hara dan rusuhan di hampir semua tempat di Mesir

Rusuhan berlaku merata-rata tempat, orang awam bertempur dengan polis dan tentera…ramai terkorban, ramai cedera parah. Orang yang tak bersalah pun boleh jadi mangsa tanpa sedar.

2. Internet, Komunikasi Telefon Bimbit disekat

Dah beberapa hari sejak kerajaan Mesir menyekat Internet dan komunikasi telefon bimbit serta servis blackberry. Menyukarkan orang ramai untuk berhubung.

Ramai ibu bapa di Malaysia risau keadaan anak mereka di Mesir yang gagal dihubungi dan tidak tahu keadaan terkini isu di sana.

3. 5000 banduan terlepas dari penjara

Antara kes “prison break” terbesar setakat ini…5000 banduan telah terlepas dari penjara. 5000 tu jumlah yang sangat ramai, dan agak-agak apa banduan yang dah lama kena penjara akan buat bila dah terlepas? Dengar2 banduan pula spesies ganas2 yang terlepas.

Tak mungkin mereka insaf…yang pasti keganasan meningkat dan ramai menghadapi ancaman teruk.

sumber: http://goo.gl/KDkfI

4. Pelajar Malaysia dirogol, dirompak

Dengar berita ada pelajar Malaysia di Mesir yang telah menjadi mangsa rogol dan rompak. Rumah yang didiami mereka dicerobohi dan mereka tinggal dalam ketakutan.

Ini bukan perkara main-main kerana melibatkan maruah dan nyawa rakyat kita sendiri. Minta pihak kerajaan Malaysia memandang serius perkara ini, sebab kalau ikutkan coverage di akhbar dan tv sekarang memang langsung tak dipandang serius.

5. Darurat, krisis tempat tinggal dan makanan

Tahu tak apa masalah besar bila darurat berlaku? Ramai akan menghadapi masalah tempat tinggal sebab macam dinyatakan di atas, kena ceroboh, kena bakar dll. Nak makan pun susah, kedai mana yang berani buka time kecoh-kecoh macam nie.

Lagi parah bila ada kemalangan, luka-luka dan terkena penyakit. Silap-silap dari sakit ringan-ringan boleh maut sebab tak dapat rawatan sebetulnya.

6. Airport, Balai Polis, Kereta diserang, dibakar

Lapangan terbang diceroboh dan di serang, dan segala urusan penerbangan banyak yang terpaksa di batalkan atas sebab keselamatan. Yang selamat hanya mereka yang ada pesawat peribadi.

Balai-balai polis dan kereta serta kenderaan di jalanraya banyak yang dibakar oleh perusuh. Terdapat juga insiden pihak tentera melanggar perusuh dengan kereta.

7. Bloggers seluruh Malaysia, take note!

Sebarkan maklumat berikut; dan minta kerajaan Malaysia memberi priority sebaik mungkin untuk isu ini.

Kita memohon supaya kerajaan Malaysia memandang serius hal ini. Bukan sahaja di Mansoura, malah di seluruh Mesir keselamatan rakyat kita terancam.
Segala update berkenaan keadaan di sana boleh dibaca melalui blog Krisis Mesir, Nasib Pelajar Kita
Jika ada cadangan di luar sana untuk membantu kami mendapatkan perhatian kerajaan Malaysia, sila hubungi Nurul Nadia Binti Md Zin di 017-3193923
Atau melalui:
Facebook: Nuvul Nadiva Dizavch
Twitter: DyyaDizarch
Blog: Nadia-ism
YM: nadia_mdzin2001@yahoo.com
Please let all Malaysians know about this. I will do the same but I need your help too especially to all the bloggers out there. May Allah save our citizens there.
- Nadia

8. Sebar-sebarkan berita mengenai ini

Mintak tolong sebar berita ini di facebook, twitter, yahoo messenger, email dll. Nak copy paste tak bagi kredit pun tak kisah kali ini, yang penting kita nak maklumat ini tersebar.

9. Bacaan berguna

Bagi yang tak tahu menahu mengenai isu ini boleh baca beberapa link berikut:

1. Krisis Mesir, Nasib Pelajar Kita

2. Facebook Pages – Selamatkan Pelajar kita di Egypt

3. What’s happening in Egypt

4. Ariffshah : Krisis Mesir Nasib Pelajar Kita

5. Obefiend – revolusi piramid bukan MLM Mesir

Sudah-sudah baca gosip artis Fasha Sandha dll, lupakan mereka seketika untuk memandang serius isu ini.

Yang ada Astro pun boleh tengok siaran Al-Jazeera. Sekian, entri khidmat masyarakat dari kami di JomPHP.

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Old ladies at toodlers party

2011-01-09T20:03:00.012+08:00

As per title suggested,
Last saturday was Alisya Sofea's 1st birthday. Her mom , Maria or Cicik which was her nickname since forever , invited us bunch to go to this little sweetie party. I say wohoooooooooooooooooo partyyy , regardless what occasion it is hahhaa.

Well, i dont want to go on ramble or else ill end up torturing myself with words that come out from this pair up team of threatening finger and brain of mine.Arrays of words that i can guarantee would involuntarily spewing out are sets of "forever alone,loneliness,soulmate-repellent,barren soil,barefaced chunky meat,no body wants to marry u with the physical as near as disfigured badger with that crazy lazy left eye"

see told ya it would come back and pierce my soul into pieces.

:(

Anyways , enjoy the photographic evidence i took so that i in 50 years i can look back and wonder why i didnt get married to the old geezer who the only way he can get excited is to get his urinated tube shaken vigorously , not that fast though or else something might get detached. hee hee. ok im talking crap.

bye now.

Here is the majestically bake birthday cake that i didnt have when i was 1. As far as i could remember ,my mom only mold a couple of breads into a round shape and didnt have the decency to even put a candle on it. She substituted it with the fire starter though. I was quite happy that time. THAT TIME! what do u expect? i was freaking 1 years old!

cupcakes fairies! yey i love cupcake but preferably with those with less icing because with age like this, sweets can only meant venom in disguised.

this is aisyah,pretty lilttle doll. no , not the birthday girl though.

And tadaaaa~ stands the birthday girl , clueless and pretty hyper for the day.

Including her mom, she was excited as hell , as if it was her birthday. I think she have forgotten that she already gone that phase where another hearts beat already slides through her birth canal.

told ya the little princess was clueless but pay attention to the other girl on far right , her ready face looks like shes gonna gnaw down on the whole cake. "ITS PINK ITS PINK . I CANT CONTROL MYSELF!" her inner self rampage on mute mode.

This is actually the candle. I bet u guys didnt realized it at first and that makes the both of us. WHO THE HELL BAKED A CAKE AND PUT A FREAKING CANDLE IN BETWEEN A NAKED BOOBLESS GIRL? My dirty mind tried so hard to armor any nasty thought from hammering in but dirty mind is dirty mind and dirty mind just doing what dirty mind knows best. being dirty in the dirtiest hours possible. this is definitely not an innocence cake with an audience with dirty mind like mine.

On a lighter note, here are the cupcakes that i took from the stand. Issit me or the ladybug accidentally positioned as if she is pooping?

Told ya she is pooping. bad bug bad bad bug!

still clueeless and happily clapping her achievement in life.

Lastly, the whole set of makciks-makciks in a toodler's party. talking about life and future , bleak future and more interesting past life.

Ok , ive said enough to last me for a week. Ill come back when my nonsensical drive is kicking in again.

p/s: Any grammatical , misplace of words , poor structure of sentence ,senseless point or any other flaw in the content is purely intended. or maybe im just too proud to care.

bye bye now again!

Thank God its Friday?

2011-01-07T15:23:00.006+08:00

It is yet another Friday evening.

Whats new?

I think my teeth is giving up on me.One broken the other day and had to be extracted out and yesterday , while i was enjoying my roti planta , there was this unusual situation in my mouth and as i do the inspection, i found out that i chipped one of my tooth. A fragment of this one tooth fell off. i dont know why :( .

Is this because i love to eat sweets and candy?

I hope not.

Anyways,

Well , while everyone is Thanking God because its Friday, I on the other hand is thanking god because i live to see another Friday.

Off to dentist now, WHICH I ARENT AFRAID OF ANYMORE!

But before i go , let me entertain u with my silly faces.

The day i feel like minrems

2011-01-04T02:40:00.007+08:00

TODAY'S FASHION REPORT

Two piece cardigan from blogshop = MYR 33

sleeveless tops bangkok = MYR 8

Jeans from Ruffey = MYR 60

Hello there,
This is what i wore the whole day. It is nice,comfy and casual but the only thing that failed was i forgot to detach my bra strap therefore revealing itself whenever the hinge of the white tops didnt align propoerly with the strap THUS making me look like rempit girl who purposely shown her pink lacey bra strap to a potential one night stander.

Ughhh,
Just thinking about it makes my heart leaps frantically in a nasty way. Like those bad disfigured heart they always portray on a PSA of Anti-Smoking campaign.

Yeah,
Self reminder : Detach bra strap unless u are hunting for a man with poor physical performance but with rich dirty imagination.

Hello 2011 and Hello new fashion interest

2011-01-02T23:38:00.006+08:00

Hello,
This is my new entry for 2011,unlike any other years where i summarized and reflect back for what i did for the entire year. This year , i wont do that because i simply dont feel the need to look back or replaying my whole life over again. This year im gonna start new , not new life , but new spirit and determination. Insyaallah with God's will.

Anyways, i just find the most precious skirts. "Why does this skirt so precious?" One would ponder.

Well let me justify my statement.I found the skirt nestling quietly in a corner of some random store waiting to serve whoever that will be kind enough to make a purchase on her. IT IS SO DIRT CHEAP THAT I FELT LIKE STEALING IT! I had to convinced myself so many times that the figures on the price tag is only RM 16.90 . And with that , my impulsive nature kicked in. I bought two, one these and the other one is black.

Well, i think mixing up ur wardrobe is something fun to do. From now on , if i have the time , ill post out my fashion fix to share it with u girls.

For now , i hope that 2011 will treat us well. Be good and be safe yeah.

TODAY'S FASHION REPORT

Skirt from random shop = MYR 16.9

tops from bangkok = MYR 20

Belt from FOS = MYR 18

Hurt

2010-12-26T04:56:00.006+08:00

Not even a single microorganism have gone through life without being hurt.

Even a lifeless object , like like , papers , or toaster , or washed up denims or or even a strand of thread have to walk through the lane of hurt , which is , to my understanding is their termination of life. Expiration of being useful to human. To serve the sole purpose of their existence. That is hurt to my belief.

Sometimes we hide it with the crooked smile on our face. But not matter how wide the smile stretch , the eyes however , cant really conceal the turbulence that is brutally hammering our system.

Sometimes , friends may approach with the intention of offering a confiding partner for us , but most of the time , the intention often now than ever , is just a fabricated layer to cover up their deluding manner. Just be careful where to where u spill your devastation because for all you know , every bits of your wretchedness will end up at the other ends of other people's ears.

Most of the time , as we hardly agree to confess on, physical pain is seemed to be better in time of when emotionally pain is excruciatingly unbearable by one capability of sustaining such dismay. This is why there are so many tragic cases of suicide .These people , i deem,unlike any others , couldn't stand the deprivation from their abrupt detachment with their so-called soul mate.

I hope that you guys and girls have better brain and rational judgment in solving whatever debacle u might get urself into.

Sometimes , when we thought everything was normal, that is the time we are actually hurt the most.

Soul Mate huh?

Lets talk about that in another entry. Good night now.

The day i overcome my worst fear : Going to the Dentist

2010-12-16T23:52:00.004+08:00

So the story of my dental mayhem goes a little like this -------------------------------------------------------

It was a wet wet evening that day. The skies were peppering the earth with drizzling condensation all over.I was driving my sister's car, her blue-then-black-now kelisa. Ive been driving her car all along ever since she boarded off to Egypt to further her medical studies. Plus , this car is sort of wallet-friendly for fuel consumption.

Mummy being a walking (although most of the time irritating) GPS , directed me to this part of Kota Sri Damansara.At this very point , i can virtually feel my heart was leaping frantically, throbbing my ribcage like no one business.

After a good whole 20 minutes of driving ,my mummy and I arrived at the location.We climbed the cemented stairs because apparently this Dr Teoh got a cheaper rent on the second floor.

Oh , need i remind you that we come on no call for appointment. My mom just decided that it was a fine day to torture me with the concealing concern about my dental care. And did i mentioned before that my last visit to dentist was around , umm let say 8 years back? Yeah it was 8 freaking years back.

The experienced was excruciating that it encouraged me to have this mindset that every dentist is evil dentist. So ever since that , i diligently maintained my dental care of the usual floss , rinse and brush. Never once in 8 years ive considered going for scaling , patching or anything. I am that committed to the promised i grudgingly made to myself.

But little that i know , those mindset i was so certain to last forever was about to be mercilessly abolished.

Anyhoww,I could stay and rambling on the suffering minutes of details about my torturous dental madness but that would be mean to ur eyes and mental visualization.

Suffice to say that I lost lots of blood. lots and lots and lots of blood. 4 days worth of bleeding gum + saliva. At one point i think that i am slowly transforming into a zombie because i never tasted blood that much before.

Im not afraid of dentist anymore. I beat the hell out of my fear. I am the winner. Yes i am. Wohooo~

Bye.

Advertorial/Review for Newly Renovated/Improved Swez Restaurant at Eastin Hotel Pj

2010-12-02T16:50:00.010+08:00

I received an invitation to dine and write a review about Swez Restaurant which is located inside Eastin Hotel PJ. So after a few wrong turns and many mislead by the veeeeeery "reliable" PAPAGO GPS system, i arrived at the location at nicely when the food on the platter is being replaced with a new one.

As soon as I walked into the outlet , the highly trained staff greeted me warmly at the entrance. Revamped with the new face lift of contemporary setting , Swez Restaurant at Eastin Hotel PJ radiates exclusiveness and comfortable ambience that supply an instant relaxation. A good sign to start the evening I must say.

The dinner that was extensively prepared buffet by the team of dedicated chef was extremely satisfying! The set of buffet offers a wide stretch of wholesome goodness. At this point of time , the greediness took the best part of me. All the food look equally enticing and luring me to devour on them.

I started off with a random food picking, which were a bit of EVERYTHING, namely ; prawn tempuras, sauté vegetables and a few dishes, which fancy name I couldn’t recall. But as much as I enjoyed the newly improved environment and all , I was still skeptical about what the food will taste like because honestly , I’ve dined here before and let me tell you , although the taste wasn’t that horrible but it wasn’t worth my penny either.

So there I was , plate crowded with assortment of different dishes just waiting to be stuffed into my drooling mouth. The food was amazing! It tasted sooo good that I couldn’t wait for the food to finish so that I can go for a 2nd round. Every dish seemed to be fruitfully prepared and appealingly decorated at the newly refurbished food corner.

Apart from the exquisite main courses, the dessert especially, was super awesome! There were varieties sort of cakes, traditional kuih , bubur , caramel banana (A MUST TRY!) and the usual tropical fruit to name a few. After tasting almost most of the food , I must say that Swez Brassiere has gotten way way way better from its former day. It was a beguiling gastronomic experience to conclude the night.

Everything was flawless, the food, the ambience , the service although my mood was this close from being disrupt by the painful sound of the live music band that was playing at the other side of the restaurant.

Thanks Eastin for treating and having me as a company at your hotel.Really appreciate it! :)

For those who fancy an exclusive night out , you can reach them at their website here

So here are few pictures i snapped during the dinner. Lovely arent they?

Dessert ; my fav section of the buffet

Mooooreeee dessert! Look how tantalizing those little pastries are.

Clean , calm and attentive waiter/ess

Dessert barrr! Attackkk!!

Salad bar , the least most visited section , at least for me.

All new and shiny!

Seems that every dishes is send from heaven with that glowing lights on the plate.

Fresh seafood u can choose and the chef will cook for you. right there and then!

Swez signature dessert , caramel banana with ice cream.

This spaghetti is awesome! the chef even peppered some extra herbs on it!

The content visage of a girl who eats everything.

with Miss Fifi, the one who invited me over , and also my bestfriend of 20 yrs (yes ive been friend with her since we were 4)

This is the Cuban Vip Lounge

Fancy huh?

Akward Conversation : The lingual compability issue

2010-11-26T16:06:00.009+08:00

Hello,
How many times do you self-trap yourself in an attempt for absent-mindedly translating from English to Bahasa or vice versa?
I bet that happens alot , especially when you and your conversational partner started off using one language ( English of Bahasa) and subconsciously maintained that particular language as if allowing other languages to be slot into the conversation would be a major confusion for both of you.

That being said , i actually managed to tangled myself into one of those situation sometime not to long ago.

So there were we , stuck in the middle of traffic , crawling bits after bits , and were really engrossed into a conversation about some future potential business venture that we would like to embark on together.

The conversation , was casually delivered in Bahasa and weaved by few English terms that both of us are familiar with.

It went somehow a little bit like this.

dw : bla bla bla bla bla business bla bla
fozzy : tu la bla bla yada yada aku nak try bende lain jugak
dw : tu la (and here comes the awkward part ) jangan letak telur ko dalam satu bakul

at that time , we both frozed momentarily in space , trying to assimilate the logic behind what i just blurted out.

fozzy : huh?
dw : bunyik obscene gila dalam bahasa melayu weh. aku sebenarnya nak cakap " dont put ur eggs in one basket" , meaning jgn focus business ko on satu tempat je. tu yg aku nak cakap. tetibe kuar telur plak. apa diaaa~
fozzy : HAHAHHAHAH tu ah dia, aku pun cam pelik.

Lucky thing that ive known Fozzy long enough to not blot blushes on my face and also he could simply bypass that minor misconception.

Imagine if it happened with some stranger that wanted to lock a business deal with me?

Life 101 : Dont ask provoking question if u are not ready to be backfired.

2010-11-17T21:34:00.008+08:00

This happened yesterday at one of the local bank here at my area. This lady banker most likely didnt expect that something like this would blow up on her face but i guess there must be consequences that follows if u wanna to curiously prying on other people's life.

Unless you have microscopic view , i suggest : click on the image below for larger view and better reading.

The moral of the story is : Just because shes tiny , doesnt mean her brain and mouth are.

Wohoo Im Cuckoo~

2010-11-12T14:57:00.003+08:00

Have u ever feel so terrify over something that it makes ur brain freeze and u would rather die than facing the issue urself?

I tell you what , i do.

But im not gonna tell you now because my head is still confounded with the numbing injection i got last evening. Yes the effect is still lingering noticeably.

I just feel like writing.

Huh , issit December yet?

I dont know.

My eyes is literally like this -_-.

But i can tell u one thing for sure , i survived the dental mayhem. after 8 fucking years of hindering , i survived the dental fucking mayhem.

Selamat Hari Jumaat

2010-11-05T17:02:00.003+08:00

Because Friday is the best day of the week.

i think.

picture above seemed a tad bit narcissist dont u think?

Mat Rempit is not all bad you know.

2010-10-18T13:48:00.007+08:00

I think Mat Rempit is an overrated understatement.

We treat this subculture as if they were low , as if they were as good as dead.

Why do we all have these pre-conceived misunderstanding idea about Mat Rempit?

I tell ya why.

It is because of the media who exaggerated the whole issue. And because of this approach , Mat rempit think that they are like what the mass media dress them to be.

So they act like what has been commonly broadcasted.

"Baik kita buat betul2 dari org dok fitnah2 tapi kita tak buat" - this mindset probably had been instilled in their mind.

Who to blame? The Media? Society? The so-called culprit themselves?

I dont know. Maybe bits of everyone.

You know what mat rempits are good for?

The military. The Enforcement.

If one day , when some low population country is trying to wage war with ours , these mat rempit are going to be the fruit of the country because of their bravery and flaming spirit of protecting whats theirs.

And they come in bundle of flock too. How convenience is that?

Just promised them some token of appreciation, maybe a new ride , or perhaps a class on how to improve their manner.

or if i were filthy rich , i'd open a center of education where my sole purpose of objective is how to improve their spelling. and language for that matter.

Im not backing up Mat Rempit , but im viewing this from a more neutral angle.

I know how it feels to be the one who get hurtful and bad worst being thrown at.

Memory Loss Syndrome = MLS

2010-10-17T02:33:00.002+08:00

I hate it when i cant remember the words that accurately explains certain situation/stuff/behavior.

When this happened , i got utterly frustrated and tried so hard to squeeze every bits of my brain juice to work to conjure back those missing words.

I think i might have the early symptom of Memory Loss Syndrome. MLS.
MALAS more like it!

Kenape?

Sebab
MLS nak membaca like i used to.
MLS nak menulis like i was once before
MLS nak refer to dictionary when i come across a new vocab that i arent familiar with. That used to be a good habit of mine but along the way , i think that habit gradually faded away. I think the internet turn me into this.

Internet sucks away my fondness towards the beautiful wireframe of words and books.

I wanted to be a writer when i graduated from MMU. I was so certain and determine that i can be a good writer because of my fondness with writing and bullshiting.

But now , all that dream and hope had been flushed away down the dirty sewer along with my passion and motivation.

Im not a writer , just a day dreamer with an unlimited access to internet , a crazy typing skill and quick brain reflex.

Call me Cik Wok!

2010-10-15T13:15:00.004+08:00

Friday night,

Hmm the most celebrated day of the week for most working class. This is the day where you planned where your weekend is gonna be? Be it lazying around the house , going out for dancing in the moonlight or simply just hanging out with friends.

I used to be one of those , those weekly carefree individuals who can go out and be free-minded all through weekend without any work to be worried about , at least not for the weekend.

But guess what im doing this weekend?

WORK!

yes work.

How could someone worked from Monday to Friday and STILL have work to do on SATURDAY AND SUNDAY?

Dont laugh! That is not even remotely funny and crucially depressing.

And does it make it even more odd if i announce that i dont really mind the workload? that i actually pretty much ENJOYING every bits of this excruciating moment?

Am i delirious or plain delusional?

Call me Cik Wok because i think ive been plagued with ever so overrated viral of workaholic.

Anyways , being too immerse with work doesnt halt me from camwhoring!

hehe. Im such an handful sort of character arent i?

No?

Screw you!

Hello , I have haters :)

2010-10-14T20:31:00.004+08:00

To those who followed my FB 50 vids page might have notice a little turbulence of haters hitting on our stream last nite.

Huh these haters , doesnt have anything to do other than to flatter themselves by belittling other people.

And the funny thing is , they dont even know us.

And what was even more funnier is other persons , who heard about this ,choose to settled with the baseless comment they heard instead of thinking rationally.

But i guess that what haters do , putting bad images on other people just so their mediocre life look more interesting in the day light.

I wonder what u haters do at night , weeping at the lack of inches in your pants , or for girls , wailing hysterically because of your distasteful physical features.

Kalau da kurang elok tu at least perangai bagi la elok sket.

Crappucino

2010-10-12T14:46:00.003+08:00

The reason why im restraining myself from going all the way is because of the uncertainty of what the future might have in store for me.

Im one person against a throng of curious and sneaky crowd. I cant even do anything to save myself.

I might be in every figments of ur imagination and the next second Im the new person u just love to hate.

This things happens u know , the wheel of life.

Sometime we cling on the moving wheel , hoping that it would escalate us to the top , but often now than ever , if the clinging doesnt come with hardwork and effort (given it bad , menacing or good) , we will forever be stationary in our own comfort zone.

Whats with a little bit of adventure of moving forward? Why are we so afraid of the unknown?

If u have the answer for this , please let me know because up until now , i still cant decipher the cosmic code of doubtfulness.

Ok im talking/writing/thinking/pondering craps again instead of finishing my ever-so neverending "work load"

Flame for The Flamer

2010-10-10T02:47:00.008+08:00

ramai gila stalker/haters aku sampai gila babi dig in aku punye archive ni. pastu dia happy terkinja2 sebab found a minor grammar/spelling/misusage of words yang aku committed like beratus2 tahun dulu (aku ckap beratus tahun sebab nak signify betapa lamanya benda2 tu , sejak zaman tok kadok lagi , sejak zaman aku pakai training bra lagi , sejak zaman ms-dos lagi). pastu dengan "BERANI" nyooooo dok mengomen kat chatbox aku cakap aku ni a SHITTY WRITER.

the thing is,

not even once aku claimed that aku ni writer ke ape ke.

cakap aku guna byk thesaurus tanpa mengetahui apa maksud disebalik perkataan tu.

demn.

aku nak rasa offended macam kesian la plak sebab aku tau org yang dok flame aku ni mmg hidup dia diconfine dengan english darjah 6. kepala otak rigid and narrow minded.

aku rasa org ni mesti minah. why? sebab there is no one mamat over there would even bother to point out that puny error and rub it on my face. even kalau dia mamat skali pun , dah mmg terbukti dia ni pussy sebab dok komen2 tanpa nama sebenar.

nak tau dia letak nama apa? dia tulis nama dia "HAHAHA" dgn url pokemon.com. tu bangang ke apa namanya tu?

aku rasa mak ko mesti menyesal lahirkan manusia cam ko. sebab hidup kat dunia pun macam tak guna. cikgu ko mesti menyesal ajar ko menulis dan membaca kalau dia tau satu hari nanti ko akan jadi seorang penakut , bacul , bodoh dan hanya berani menaip di belakang computer tanpa actually confronted anyone in their face.

aku kesian kat bakal suami/isteri ko nanti.

ke ko mmg sangat a sad excuse for a living sampai tade org nak kat ko.

aku rasa ko cacat.

cacat otak.

kesian.

mintak2 ko dapat petunjuk yang benar.

dan tlg jgn kacau idop aku atau org lain lagi. pegi la betulkan muka ko yang kurang pleasant tu.

aku harap2 ada org akan terima ko seadaanya. ye , dgn muka dan mulut ko yg cam azab tu.

Unfathomable Curse

2010-09-30T01:16:00.007+08:00

Its like a curse u know. Like a venomous poison slithering down a path of innocent weeds , demolishing their 48 hours of nourishment. What is this oppressive curse one might ponder. Well here i tell ya.

Everytime i wanna write something inspiring , i become uninspired.

like just now , how i wanna write about my view towards why/how young teenagers proudly and publicly buying a condom over the counter store. I already had few good pointers and even few humorous cynical remarks on this matter but as i said , it is like a curse.

Everytime my eyes fixed on this small immaculate white writing area , i got demotivated , uninspired , out of words , mental blockage and any other disease related to this matter.

issit fatigue ? lethargic? maybe my brain doesnt have enough air supply? am i gonna turn into zombie soon? yes i admit that i sleep less , maybe lesser than the amount of the less hour i usually get but that doesnt mean imma craving for brain soup anytime soon right?

if i am a zombie , im wanna be a nerd zombie. i might be a a flesh eating creature , but that doesnt mean i have to do it without a proper research.thats the blood ive been trained on doing , research research research.

fuck , this this! the digression what makes my brain really function. and it all craps accumulated into this pile of big big mountain of nonsense-ness.

i dont know how im gonna become a great academician if this continues.

good night everybody.

this is the last night that i got to enjoy my sleep because starting tomorrow onwards , hell of stacking up workload awaits with no time to spare.

50 videos before my sister goes to Egypt

2010-09-07T01:27:00.001+08:00

Hello hi,
My name is Diena Wong and i have a baby sister name Miya Wong. She is going to Egypt to pursue her tertiary study in the field of Medic at Mansoura University for 6 years. That's like forever for me :( .

We never been apart for this long period of time so we decided to do something that both of us could playback without the help of memorizing the moment.

Our target is to reach 50 videos by the end of 14 days. We dont know whether we would be able to achieve this but we gonna try our best!

This is us , adding string of memories before we parted for the very first time.

SEE OUR FACEBOOK PAGE here to see all the videos!

The day i got kidnapped for a Random Getaway

2010-09-01T01:11:00.013+08:00

Pada satu hari , tak la lame sangat , lebeh kurang cam semlm , aku kene kidnap ngan dua org manusia ni,

Sorang nama Kasuma

Sorang lagi nama Chaq (bukan nama sebenar)

Kami jalan2 di tempat yang gelap , aku takot tapi buat ilek2 je.

Tapi tiba2 ada civilization di celah2 kegelapan dgn rumah yang agak cantik2

Lepas melawat kawasan yang macam ala2 bunian itu , kami proceed dgn journey kami. We were surrounded by total blackness without any light resource other than our headlights car and dashboard.

Tengak signboard hovering tanpa tiang. I couldnt imagine how many jerking off has been aimed towards this signboard.

Lepas god knows how many minutes we traveled , akhirnya sampai la dekat destinasi kami , iaitu Pork Dickson.

Muka bangga pasaipa ntah aku tak tau.

Tujuan utama kami adalah utk tengok sun rise tapi sebab kami semua mmg geographically impaired so our hope utk tgk sun rise agak kecundang. We just have to make do with watching the sun rose up from the other side of the world.

Ketenangan la jugak.

Marshmallow uuuuuuuuu~ i wanna i wanna!

Ini la budak paling comot skali dalam dunia.

Sand-abuse : Sebab tangan gatal couldnt keep it to myself.

Deorang tgh main tic-tac-toe katenyeee~

This is supposedly to be a sand tits but somehow tak jadi because my hand arents as dexterous as i thought it was.

Stended ah kan , mesti ada self-shot photo.

While we were lepaking chilling2 tetiba ada noise pollution betul2 dekat depan kiteorg. NOISE POLLUTION WEH!

Bajet nak capai langit , tapi tak sampai.

Lepas tu kami decided nak pegi Nilai 3 for some window shopping.
p/s : aku nak tampar muke pompuan tu bole tak? muke mintak sial minah ni.

Kasuma and chaq tgh dok pilih2 baju tapi endup tak beli apa pun.

Lepas da penat and half-awake , kami pun balik.

Itu la cerita Random Getaway kami ke Port Dickson. Unplanned trip FTW!

Yours ,
Dw

Some words of wisdoms. Some.

2010-08-30T04:31:00.008+08:00

There was a time , not very long ago , probably the same time you were conceived behind the back of your dad's battered up car , where i believed that whenever i got stuck in the middle of mishap, there always something , somebody, some miracle from outer space , some cosmic force of nature , some relativity of time , some scientific equation will brush away all the unfortunate dust and reveal the shiny sunshine hope.

My grown up phase has practically survived based solely on this ideology , not particularly effective on certain situation but most of the time , this thought never failed to fuel up my motivation and keep on running after falling hard.

Like for instance ,

Once i fell off the drain from riding my brother's tall bike. The image of said incident is still vividly playing before my eyes whenever i recall it back. My head hit flat hard at the curb of those edgy cemented drain.

Funny thing how we always dont virtually feel those instant pain and agony at the exact moment it happened.

I was aware of whats happening back then but my mind and body couldnt compute therefore i didnt feel any aches whatsoever for the first few seconds until i saw a streaks of blood on my hand.

I injured several joints of my body. Knee cap , elbow and even few deep scratches behind my back. At that very point , after the confusing moment has passed , the pain came jostling savagely in between my veins , blood and flesh. I was in pain , i was excruciatingly in pain and there's no one around to save me.

Did i cried? I FUCKING HOWLED and WAILED like a little puppy being stampeded on! But that only lasted for a few minutes until i realized that dispensing my tears werent going to heal my bruises. So i shut up.

And here comes the ideology.

At that time , the only thing in my mind was

"THIS PAIN WILL NOT LAST , THIS PAIN WILL NOT LAST"

i kept repeating the phrase over and over again in my head.

I thought

"How could this be forever because tomorrow i have school , this weekend is my piano class , and the week after imma go for class trip. How could this forever?" So i sucked my sulk and think about those happy thoughts.

It surprised me that at this age (was 6) , i already knew how to analyzed the problem and rationalized it to fit the situation.

I thought again

"How could this forever because my parents ought to realized that ive been missing"

"How could this forever because someone mustve been walking pass this street and hopefully wanna throw something down the drain , because admit it , our people is great and everything but civilly not so much. He/she , mustve seen me and rescue me will they now?"

While i was losing blood (albeit not that much) and contemplating about that endless possibilities and reasons , i heard few footsteps coming towards my direction.

It was those more older teenage kids.All boys.

Well , they rescued me , escorted me back home and if i could recall it correctly, one of them jokingly said to the other kid "Kita da selamatkan anak org ni , kot2 nanti mesti kita dapat upah" *stended ah melayu buat keje sikit mesti nak upah. apa ada hal kerja tak ikhlas ye dokkkk?*

Poor kid , my parents werent at home at that time , so no token of appreciation for saving their hopeless little bloody girl down the drain.

So the moral of the story is,

If something bad happened to you , yes u may whine but dont feel sorry for yourself for too long because that is just downright sad.

Just endure the situation because night time is just another transition of time until the dusk come and swept the darkness away , and voila! there's a sun , chirping flock of birds and a flowerbed full of swaying buds dancing cheerily right before your eyes. :)

Pemberi nasihat tapi rarely practice the theory,

Land of Lost.

2010-08-17T16:58:00.005+08:00

I swear i had a really interesting , if not important story to write.

but somewhere between the alarming low sugar level and a sequence of misfits hallucinations,

i got lost.

And not to where i envisioned it would be.

I thought lost land would be crowded with sprouting rainbows , galloping unicorns with strawberry covered feather and waffle horns and of course , what is fantasy land without the existence of the calmly flow stream of rich and creamy river of milk with banks dense with cookies rock. Not to mention a jelly bean grass and marshmellow colorful flowers.

and oh , butterflies. i mean really , thinking about a butter flying under a scorching hot sun makes me tingles because admit it , they would never see the beautiful side of night view.

but

this land i endup in is something u would see on a tv where they play you a drama of this student struggling to finish up her assignment on time.

oh wai-

isnt this real life?

oh m not lost after all.

i wish i could but chained of ife , commitment and obligation already tied tightly up with a dead knot around my ankle. Im bound to the ground of responsibility.

Thanks for reading.

Series of self-motivation

2010-08-17T07:49:00.004+08:00

Hey guess what,
Its 0749.
Your best bet would be that i woke up after a long dreamless sleep aint it?

TETTTTTTT YOUR WRONG!

Its the time of the semester again where i have to endure a series of recurrent sleep-deprived , energy-drained and a couple shots of brain malfunction in between.

You can do it Diena. CMONNN!

Imagine this , in the next couple of months you'd be prancing proudly on the way to the prime stage for receiving your scroll from the very hand of the king himself!

and soon your presence , hardwork, saying,suggestion will be acknowledge.

and one year after , you will be at some Euro country , working and experiencing a different ways of life.

Piccadilly Street will only be trams away.

You better be good ok because without sweat they will be nothing sweet for you in the future.

Stumble upon

2010-08-02T03:18:00.003+08:00

Hey ho down low,
look what my fishing rod hooked on while i was doing some research on KLANG The Royal Town of Selangor in the sea of WWW. Same name , diff language FTW. I always thought that Klang was kindda boring and got nothing to offer , but somewhere on this world , someone whom by incident having the same name , is living an electrifying life to say the least.

COMPLAINT PERTAINING TO POOR SERVICE AND RUDENESS ON ONE OF THE STAFF IN BERJAYA TIME SQUARE HOTEL KUALA LUMPUR

2010-07-25T00:00:00.010+08:00

Hello dear readers,
Please click on the picture attached because i am too lazy to explain all over again about what happened to my friend , Fifie and I today. I still feel very insulted because the post-feeling after finding out the real motives of her action is hard to get rid of.

Apart from this complaint email , we also decided to make a direct complaint to the management. Fifie called the hotel on first attempt but end up explaining this contemptuous circumstances to the operator. Fifie requested to talk to the manager directly but she said that the manager wasnt around and gonna make sure he gets the message and return the call. Less than 10 minutes he called back which was quick and Fifie had to explained everything back to the manager.The conversation was intensely and tastefully delivered.

I SHOULD HAVE RECORDED THE WHOLE CONVERSATION because at that very time i was holding my phone but knowing me , i got extremely excited seeing and hearing the complaint that ive forgotten to capture the moment. Bugger crap.

So yeah , click at the picture to read about what happened to us.

(unless u have super microscopic view , please click above to read)

EMAIL SENT WITH DISCONTENTED HEART STILL BEATING FURIOUSLY.

A Story about Jealousy.

2010-07-08T16:02:00.009+08:00

Sometime when depression and anxiety hit me , i often think about something nice , although lets admit it , nothing could overruled the feeling of shitiness. I know from quotes , advices and wise words that we shouldnt by any occasion compared ourself with someone more superior in any aspects that we thought we lack of.But being a human , a species whom filled with lots of emotions that arent so easy to navigate , I couldnt escape that unwholesomely morbid path of jealousy. Every now so often , the entity that i would normally judge upon are another humans themselves.

Daunted by the subject which usually always appear to have everything in place often shaken me off the ground , but from practiced , ive become quite fluent in the language of hidden expression and the art of concealment. Ive learnt to let go of those menacing crestfallen feelings and replace it with fattening food , retail therapy and movie nights.

That was me then.

Now , Im older , not necessarily wiser but equip enough to not get suck into the agony of enviness. Though sometime , i must admit that ive failed miserably.

There are 6 billion population in this planet . By right , everyone should have at least one person they want to exchange skin with.

How do i cope with jealousy/enviness?
There is no real answer to this because up until now i have yet to discover the perfect method to overcome jealousy but oftenly i focus on my good attributes that the other person is impaired on. Even a small thing like being able to slip a thread on needle with one go , or maybe having the ability to excrete a mario-shaped turd could let the air of supremacy engulf ur whole being and believe me ,this thinking will provide u with instant injection of self-confidence.

It is urself, you shud examine beforehand.
then others.
then yourself back.
Keep repeating the same pattern until u realize that no one is ever on top.

Slant ur hand and SALUTE!

2010-06-28T01:24:00.002+08:00

Lets all participate in PROJECT KEIREI!

Keirei is a Japanese word for Salute therefore by literal English translation means Project Salute.

What started of as a spontaneous act by Shaz Aboy (inspired by Buzzer Beat Jap Series) has turned out to be a massive outbreak stunt that motivate many other individuals to strike the same pose regardless different reasons they may hold.

Project Keirei is a platform for you to express salutations over the little things that consistently moves you or maybe even the people that mold you into the person u are now. This project serve as a medium to credit your own personal agenda by letting the world know what u stand for.

Basically , its a place where they gather all salute post from everyone , despite races , gender and political views.

Ive done mine , have u done urs?

head down to PROJECT KEIREI and post ur bestest most awesomest salute post and email it at ikeireiyou@gmail.com . Join the bandwagon and lets make history!

CLICK HERE TO PROJECT KEIREI PAGE!

My comppasion goes to those who doesnt have it.

2010-06-02T13:08:00.005+08:00

Is it me or the political heat is uprising nowadays? Everywhere , not just local.

Does anybody have the thought , just maybe about a half second or two that there is a possibility of World War 111 happening soon?

I hope everyone come to their senses and set aside their differences to make this world worth living in. We are reverting back to our predominant era people , we might as well start rubbing those red stone against the cave wall because before u know it , all these amount of technology , all these years of cultivating ourselves at this level , all these years of shaping and molding the values and ethics and protocol will be demolished faster than u can say "Oh Shi-"

Lowering down ur ego isn't an act of suicidal. My pity goes to those who thinks that the world revolves around them , as if they are the reason that the sun set high and the moon shine bright.

This apply to all aspect and perspective in life , not just politics.

Sakit Kepala yang maha gila.

2010-05-31T23:24:00.005+08:00

Ive been having this series of reoccurring nasty headache for these past recent months. It kind of feels like some kingdom is waging war with another inside my head. As if my head is the wall of some castle and all these so called warriors are pounding my poor head with this big gigantic larger than life timber against it.

Or it could be a big long hard phallus belong to some sort of caveman and my head is his pleasure hole. Because i tell you , there is no civil man that could hit this mad in this modern era. RAVAGELY MAD i tell you. That is how nasty my headache feels like.

Sometimes it kind of feels like submitting yourself to an army of sex-hunger commando where their closest thing to sexual appeal is a dear butt , and let me tell you , its not even a male of a gender. THAT IS HOW TERRIBLY HURT MY HEAD IS!

Sometimes , when i am in the middle of battling with pain , i kind of imagine that i could extract my soul apart from me body because that way , i would be able to extricate myself from dealing with the agony , the suffering the process of healing.

I think my system would probably having a snow frenzy inside there because of all the Paracetomol that ive been consuming in order to lessen the pain. Do you think its bad chucking down those pill in frequent manner? But the adverts says its ok. I always trust whatever the internet or media deliver.

But i think the medicine makes my butt look big. And some parts of my body too and for some weird reason i kindda like it.

Sometimes when it hurts so bad , i have this tendency to shave my hair off because that way i could put my head in the washer machine without worrying about the tangle-madness it would cause to my hair.

My head is baffle , and not in a corny way.

This is how bad my headache it. And i hate it.

Sekian.

Dw

Untitled Rnaintg

2010-05-17T15:57:00.006+08:00

I dont have the fucking zen to continue on writing. Maybe my life is so undeniably mundane right now that putting it in words would be a abomination to the progressive of human mind.

Maybe i'd just fuck and leave everything up ; study and friends mostly , and obligations , and commitments , and anticipation , and expectation , and what not . I'd go and travel , meet people from all walks of life , adapt in their style of living and when m bored its time for another culture to be explored. I'd love to venture into this exploration , just to plunge into a different perspectives of life perhaps. Not too long , a year or two would be suffice for this transient foreign crusade. I just want to get out from this tiny suffocating comfort zone of mine.

Above all , i'd want my baby lover boy to be there , holding my hand in this journey.

Sigh , how i wish life was that easy. Im having a quarter life crisis over here. Maybe a too long period of studying turn me into this. Im gonna finish my Master soon and after that NO MORE STUDY for this young lady!

or perhaps , m gonna work and gather all the necessary data for my PhD research. Just one level down , why would i wanna waste that chance of not getting my doctorate now would i?

Gila , Dr Dayana Wong. Awesome sangat tu!

Ok , eat time now , my stomach is going to commence into a battle warfare now if its not being fed anytime soon. Be good dear darlingest!

Please read , yes you. You with clever words who bombarded my chatbox the other day.

2010-05-07T17:24:00.006+08:00

To whom it may concern,

with all due respect (although i think that u dont really deserved one) , before u start becoming all activist or some sort on me please read this or else you and your spirit of chivalry can go where people actually care , because i can guarantee you that i dont care a tad hell about what u think and say.

1. My name is truly and really Diena Wong. Friends , family , acquaintances , peer , colleague , lecturers , cousins , the auntys , uncles , everyone knows me by my calling name which is "DIENA".

2. I know that DIENA in your language means "DAILY" , which used in one of the newspaper in your country. I know that even before u ignorantly pointed it out , years back when i tried to google my own name. So the question now is , why the hell i wanted to choose out DIENA (which means daily) and used it as my calling name?

3.All the material written in this blog is based on my personal experience and mine alone. I do not write to offend people , let alone insult another culture , country or person. Dont u think maybe its you who go overboard and assume the worst. I suggest u better do your background research properly before bombarding others.

4. Sorry to say this but from the way i see it, i think that u are lack of rational thinking when looking at the way u abused my chatbox with vulgar and filthy words. I deleted those and didnt take a screen captures because if i do i could take this issue to a different level given what u've wrote.

5. Chinese , slanted , fucking whore - those are the words that u've wrote. Do u know that u just offended almost half of the world population , that is only people in China alone not including Japan , Taiwan , Vietnam , Korea to name a few. Do u think it is wise to insult this significance amount of population?

6. So yeah , Diena is my name and i've been known for it for almost 24 years now and your "newspaper" only existed in 1990. To strip this name from me is like asking a gay man to be straight or asking a prostitute to give a free sex marathon.

7. Grow up . World doesnt revolves around you and there are civilization other than yours. Please respect other people words and dont simply accuse people on doing something u arent sure of.

8.Last and very least , although i dont owe you an apology , but out of courtesy m just gonna say I'm sorry if u feel offended or insulted or whatever. I believe that for my name to have the same word in ur language is just a simple case of coincidental . Its all just a misunderstanding after all.

p/s : i dont even earn money writing all this , for u to assume such shows the lack of cleverness in u.i write this blog for fun and plus i dont do all those trafficking blogger thingy if u assume i do. im so sorry for u. be good now yeah? dont hurt urself in the process. toddles now.

Yours ,
Diena Wong.
From Malaysia. (Im not even from China)

The story of BOOBS

2010-05-04T22:21:00.009+08:00

While i was growing up , as a little girl , i had this confine thoughts that all grown ups would end up having a big boobies. Of course I had some physical difficulties in the upper body region during my adolescent years because you see , my hormone didnt exactly act up like it does to other girl's body.

As far as i can remember , although vaguely , i first had my menstrual at the age of 15 , kindda late i used to think.So as far as biological process concern ,my body arent the type which would overblown according to what nature intended. While all of my friends chest were slowly inflating,me on the other hand still hadn't had much in store. Mosquito bite would have a better chances of winning the swollen process compared to my chest.

Being a soul seeking bla bla teenage girl , i used to think that i would never attract boys without any tits because you dont have to win a Noble Prize to know about teenage boys rampage hormone at those age. Lucky thing , the combination of good genes in my body structured up an okay features on my face which i used extensively to compensate the lack of meat in my undergarment.

I used to consoled my self , saying that it is just a matter of time before it blown into its full form. Maybe im a late bloomers, i optimistically reminded my self to alleviate the self of confidence inside me. And there i was , 17 , pimpled-face with little boobs. The face i was so proud of exploiting has come to an end (at that time) .The peer pressure was unbelievably suicidal at that time. Believe me , i was thisssssss close to stuffing in tissue inside my brassier but fortunately i came to my senses and wouldnt sink myself that low.

But aside from all those hormone-related symptoms , boys still come chasing over me , weird enough eyh? So anyways , long story short , the very first time i revealed these two twins to a boy , i felt like burying my head down the earth because god knows how embarrassed i was that time . I can literally felt crimson colored shade leaked aggressively all over my face , albeit being in a dark room , as if my face was a red traffic light beaming furiously on a dark starless night.

As life progress , my perception towards men changed. I got to know that no matter what sizes your chest are , just the fact that you are girl , you are most likely to get laid better than guys. Having a small breast doesnt mean that u are less attractive , and having a big bouncy breast doesn't mean that u are more favorable.

After all , all these fun sized boobs will someday be lactated with breast milk once you get pregnant , so no worries out there because sooner or later your breast will get inflated.Next time you see other women boobs that are bigger than yours , just imagine what would it look like 20 years ahead . At least small breasted would still look good because gravity couldnt pull out much from you.

Sombre little mood.

2010-04-29T12:20:00.002+08:00

Someone , out of this world , is a fucking psycho to an extent of replicating my life into his/her own. I dont know what about me that intrigued the hell out of him/her. Get your own life or u might as well be sorry that u even have a face in the first place.

The Chocolate Madness

2010-04-20T15:42:00.003+08:00

Call me kiddies , call me little girl , call me anything related to immature but when it comes to choosing chocolate biscuit , i know quality better than other.

And i tell you , i am one hellava fussy food chooser , especially when it comes to chocolate. My tongue get swell whenever chocolate that tasted like shit comes into contact. Anyways , there is one chocolate biscuit that always has a special place in my collection.

Behold , here i present before you , HELLO PANDA!

The only choco bisc i never get bored of and to prove my hypothesis , all of my fellow MA batch agreed without any hesitation. I have injected the Hello Panda Revelation into their grown up life. Booyahhh~

Anyways , on other non-choco related story.

I've found another snacks that succeeded on having the same effects of what Hello Panda does. It's called Special-K Bar Vanilla Crisp. Im not sure if this snacks will be forever on top on my list but i'll keep a close watch on this. Here is the video ive made yesterday talking about the product. Enjoy~

Ranting pasal kerja byk dan bende best.

2010-04-17T15:31:00.005+08:00

Hello hi ,
Somewhere along the line , it ticks me that i still have this medium that allowed me to pour down my thoughts and bridge it to the world , namely ; this blog. haha. see how nonchalantly that "haha" sound which indicate the passiveness in me.

Anyways , ive been super busy , super occupied , super attached with my MA programme. All of us , albeit part time or full time student are being intensively push to an extent that we didnt know existed in the first place. Here are some of my preliminary stage of my artworks. Its all done now but m not gonna showcase it in this post , maybe months down the line because u know how "often" i usually update my blog.

First time attempting in using soft pastel

Its been 2 weeks that i didnt know the meaning of beauty sleep or even clean clothes for that matter because ive been caged in the studio with the rest of my friend. But today i gotta detach and reward myself from all the work that ive been struggling on coz today m gonna experienced the coolest thing after rubik cubes , tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i present to youuu VIDEO GAMES LIVE IN KL! wohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo m so excited i could do bungee jumping eventho i know it has the possibilities to kill me.

My obssesion #1 : Books!

2010-04-04T19:39:00.006+08:00

Hello jelly-o,
Just came back from my routine weekly daddy dating with papa and little sister. We ate a wholesome goodness of Kenny Rogers. I must say that their cooking has gotten less shittier than the usual meal they used to served. Well done K.R!

After eating , we went to MPH , mostly because I just had HAD to buy a book. I dont know why , i think i might have develop somekind of compulsive disorder towards purchasing a book in consistent manner.

Invariably , after browsing for awhile , ransacking section after section , leafing one book after another , i finally stop and startled. My eyes were fixed as this very book , just one copy left because i cant see any other duplication near this particular edition. I dont know if anybody ever feel the strong sensation of being overwhelmingly mesmerize by a book , but i sure do.

Somehow i felt connected to this book because it seemed so curiously familiar. I read the title "Her Fearful Symmetry" and aha! the receptacle behind my mind that stored past data flick and at that instant i knew that this must be it , the book ive been waiting for.

TADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~

The cover itself have bound me in a way i cant describe with words. It has this mix feelings of longing , misery , agony and somewhat crestfallen.

Written diligently by the none other than Audrey Niffenegger , one of my favorite author.

The name sounds familiar? Of course it does , she is also the writer of the most complex but romantic story ever produced ; The Time Traveller's Wife which i have reread almost 3rd time now.

"What book is this about? How come there is nothing written behind? Is this even a book?" Papa said in disbelief while inspecting the book for details. I just grinned and walk towards the counter. I just know that this is going to be another great story to be read.

At first i was kindda unsure to purchase this book because it is so damned expensive compared to the usual book i always buy which cost almost half of the price of this very book and of course all the buying would be out from papa's pocket , but then papa permitted this book and paid for it. Im such a daddy's girl. I know i am.

Anyways , earlier this week i went to Popular Pyramid and bought another book. Sometimes i would just absent mindedly choose a book and pay it. Everything happened under my conscious mind. I bought Man & Wife by Tony Parsons because from experienced i knew that his writing would make me shed my tears like a baby bear having a splinter stuck in its paw.

Another Tony Parsons book that i already owned. Gotta collect the whole collection of it.

I am such a nerd. Do you still wanna be my friend now that u already learn this hidden obsession of mine towards book?

On a separate note ,

Here is another piece of my class sketches. I knew she didnt realized it but this very phrase she uttered was somehow inspiring to say the least.

"Eventhough I have PhD , doesnt mean that I'm smarter than you" - Dr. Zet (UiTM)

Random strokes in boring class

2010-03-31T13:31:00.004+08:00

I guess my brain concentrate better when im multi-tasking. I am a supertaskers! weehoooo.

Anyways , here are some of my shabby sketches i did while registering the words that come out of my lecturer's mouth into my rusty brain.

This is my rendition of Radiohead - Creep . I extracted their famous lyrics and depicted it into my chaotic sketch. hahah

My latest favorite tune. I havent really listen to the song but Boy's sang to me few days ago and the song had went its way into my mind since then. The Ozma - A Song For You.

Pakcik ni dah salah cakap pastu buat bodo plak.

2010-03-26T19:43:00.011+08:00

Hello hi weeeeeeeeeeeeee,
As this sentence being type word by word , i am sitting here , on this shabby yellow plastic chair , under the roof of driving range at my house , Monterez Golf Resort. Why am i here? Because my bunny love has started to develop this new interest for golf. Yeah i know righttt , like pffffttt~

It is raining , it is raining mad over here and the roof does not cover the whole area well therefore you can say that i am aggravated because of the little drizzles that pour over me. It doesnt drench me out , that is the annoying bits , because it does not fucking drench me out!

Sigh~ i have nothing to write about actually but there was one interesting story that happened a few days back.

It started like this.

..............................................................................

There were 2 guests that came over my house the other day , which day i cant really recall because counting days seemed so vague nowadays. These guests are from Dubai , a good friends of my mom. Both were man , successful in their field. Richerest in the pocket ive been told.

So being foreign , their effort to keep up with our Malay language has grew fonder , they told us while eating my mom home cooked delicious dinner.

I cant really remember what was the actual phrases but it went something like this.

Baba : Tomorrow I'll bring you to mamak and we gonna have our breakfast there.
Foreigner #1 : Oh , i would want to eat "Nasi Kentut"

Me and my sister pull this awkward face when we heard the words that came out of his mouth. I wanted to laugh but then it would appear rude to them , so i assimilated the words into my brain and deciphered it into the closest similar word i could think of.

Me : I believe U mean "Nasi Kandar" issit?
Foreigner : No "Nasi Kentut"
Me : that would literally mean "Fart Rice"
Foreigner : *ignored me and talk about something elses with my parents"

At this point i simply assumed that he was embarrassed and didnt want to continue the humiliation conversation he brought upon himself.

So yeah , i'd like to try "Nasi Kentut" one of these days. I wonder which fart would make the gravy more thicker and savorier.

Public Invitation to the most awesome event ever

2010-03-25T01:12:00.001+08:00

formspring.me

2010-03-23T21:42:00.001+08:00

Ask me anything http://formspring.me/dienawong

I got this one , just like anyone else.

2010-03-23T21:41:00.002+08:00

You know how the internet always amuse you with all kind of "originality" ways of extracting people's attention from their pathetic life?

Yeah , and that people , me and you included, pretty much succumb to their orchestrated structure to control our way of interacting. The semantic rule of human rights are long gone.

And with that , rise another platform to fill our mediocre life. I just signed up , its easy , hassle free, dumb-efficient , not necessarily confidential-reliant but surely fun to fit in.

Behold , http://www.formspring.me/dienawong . Ask me anything. I'd also answer how i seduce your mom and bed her all night long.

Get yours here

An Invitation to the most fattening event ever. (Fats not included)

2010-03-21T04:23:00.005+08:00

My brain doesn't work on butterfly painted wings nor does it generate imperatively with the help of morning dew fluid

Therefore , I as a human cant control certain feelings that emerge out of the sudden. But lucky me , and my upbringing because being naturally harness with critical problem solving with almost minimal damage probability , I am certain that i can assimilate this sudden itchiness my hormone radiates and detour this digestion into something less implicating.

Sometimes , the words that came out of my fingers imply otherwise.

On separate note,

UiTM Campus in Jalan Othman , PJ (yes the one that i didnt even know existed in the first place) is having an INTERNATIONAL FOOD FESTIVAL this coming 27th March 2010.

And me being a goodie goodie two shoes welcome you and you and you to this upbeat event.
(Read poster for more because elaborating details arent my best interest no more)

Dont know how to get there?
Whats the use of Google map if u dont utilize it well?
Or alternatively , just move ur fat finger over here for the map. lazy ass!

Where is my prince?

2010-03-11T13:06:00.006+08:00

Where is my prince?
By : she.

There is the time when your heart screw your mind ,
you know its wrong but refuse to decline,
People say no no no , but u know u'd be fine,
Under the spell of love divine.

You believe where your heart lead,
Until one day it makes you end up on his bed,
Your body sore but your says heart says dont fret,
Mind dense , eyes wet ,
You try to remember , but somehow u wanna forget,

Forget but never regret your heart convince,
Body bare , your skin trembles , how long has it been since?
Your mind asked "Where is your prince?"
"Where is my prince?" your mouth utter , your face winced.

Now , only now you know the pain,
Now and only now you vote your brain,
But baby girl i tell you , its too late for a champagne,
Because your innocence has been drained,
You listen to your heart , try to understand
It is not a misheard when the heart said "Wanna do it again?"

On other unrelated notions;

Below are couples of experimental photos i captured with my minimo! cool eyh?

Perhaps mine would be like this?

2010-02-27T01:53:00.005+08:00

I always , like always have a soft spot for babies ; be it cute , semi-cute or just plain adorable. My heart goes smitten all over their cutesy giggles and heart-warming smile. My emotion would turn 180 whenever i see them making funny faces even after i just went through a series of my recurrent rampage.

Cant wait to get my own baby/ies. I want more but realizing i only like BABIES and TODDLERS ranging from age 0-6 , having more than 2 is not really a good idea. FYI , i intensely despise little children ; especially those with mouth operated on a rechargeable lithium batteries. But given the situation , i would baby sit them just to nag and boss them around. On second thought , little children make a good minions. Dont tell people i told u this.

Below i present to you few clips that has been stored permanently in my heart.

Daddy - Funny video clips are a click away

Ehem , my maturity hasnt grow that much as i thought

2010-02-21T22:23:00.008+08:00

Look what Diena recklessly bought over the internet? I know that m gonna regret buying this and it would be another useless junk in my big pile of unused stuff but

but

but

that would be another week issue so until then m gonna enjoy this poorly engineered camera to the last bits.

Besides , i have good bargain on this . Pretty little figure for one camera , 2gb SD card , 4 jelly lenses for RM1** . Now that i think about it , this is nothing near reckless at all , in fact it is now a perfectly clever buy in all perspectives.

Im gonna post pictures taken by this camera soon! If not , consider m already getting bored with this product.

Suddenly , impulsive arise

2010-02-20T19:20:00.002+08:00

I know i said i dont want anything for my birthday but i just cant resist this cute device. I want it i want it , yes the spoil brat inside me is kicking in. I WANT IT I WANT IT!

Out of Nothingness.

2010-02-20T11:28:00.002+08:00

It is Saturday morning , but it feels like its never been anymore Monday than before.
I slept pretty late last night , having our routine late night phone call before sleep and for some weird cosmic reason i dont feel a tad bit cranky waking up this morning. In fact , i was awake 4 minutes before the alarm on my phone scream which was a very uncommon behavior for me to do so.

Well just feel like updating out of nothingness , maybe soon ill have better content other than simply writing off 5 minutes of my waking Saturday morning.

Oh life , where are thou hidden from me?

Oh well , just a random question? What do i want to win in a nice day of a carnivale? A genuine homosexual whom feeds on Attention. Family Guy Season 6 Episode 1.

Bye now.

Twenty Four is the new 19

2010-02-13T03:26:00.019+08:00

Twenty. Four.

Twenteen. Foor.

Twitty Foul.

Twat Fur.

Toon tie Fough.

DuaPuluhAmpat.

Dua Peluk Empat.

Tua Peluh Hampat.

Jua Puluh Lampard?

No matter what ways i pronounced it , or reconstructed the words , jumbled up the letters , it still contains the same meaning. The meaning i would not want to accept but have to because only superheroes or time traveler can defy time. Me on the other hand is neither of those both so going against god will is un-feasible. Although i still have the power of dreaming. Its not healthy but it keeps me going.

Twenty four. 24. I was once 23 , am still now but not soon. Time flown by so quick , as quick as my money vaporize into the thin air. Funny thing is ,I never really grasp the concept of trading but living in these world nowadays i got no say on this.As a human I have to accept on being brainwash to practiced the activity until somehow down the line ive been used to it and have to live with it , breath with it , maybe even die because of it. Money sheesh~ what wouldn't we do for u?

I used to think that as my age increases , I'd desire something big , something more and more in sense of materialism. I am 24 now , i am not too old but i don't want something big and superfluous anymore. I am done being complex because complexity attracts death and i have much more to live for. The world is much more calm , serene and simple when u extract all the hazardous thoughts and the neediness in you. Trust me , i am still learning.

It has always been about what I WANT!

I want new dresses to wear for my girls night out

I want these - digital lomo cam VQ1015 because suddenly i think that lomo is cool. (lomo was not cool before because i have no interest in capturing pictures , i still do actually but with a little less intensity)

I want new 1tb hardisk to store all my LEGAL COPY of series/movies/music and other rare materials that u only earn in heavy digging of resource. This i would not want to share.

Needless to say , the cutest vehicle ever produced i'd like to add.

I could list thousands but not millions , things / stuffs/materials etc that i want but where do i put an end to that. It would be an endless inventory of my wishes and hunger for materialism. A starvation that scientist and fellow sages could not cure until now. The greatest disease that plagued humankind since the world was a tiny seed. Man kill each other in order to triumph and obtain possession over materialism.

I ponder , and i don't like the idea of blood shedding.

Now i only focus on what I NEED.

I need a good health . Checked.

I need a good life. Checked.

I wish that someone as great as Napoleon Bonarpate would come and rescue me from my world of lonesome and boredom. Checked. (No , he is not interested in world domination or continent for that matter)

I need love from all different aspects of life , perspectives and levels. DOUBLE CHECKED.

I need friend who would be there when i need them. Checked.

A parents who would stand by me , love me and would not disowned me by any means. Checked.

I need a car to move around. Checked.

I need money to buy food. Checked.

A roof above my head. Checked. (currently it's leaking but it's alright)

(the list goes on but i wont continue because that would be bragging)

So why the hell do i want anything else when i already have everything that i need? Isn't the fundamental motive of living is to stock up on necessity , not bloat it up.

So for my birthday , I'd want nothing else more than i already have. I am happy because i am being surrounded by all these gifted/talented/loving/bubbly/loving/supportive/sugar spice and everything nice/awesome circle of people.

Regardless , i still and do accept gifts/present/leprechaun as a pet/hugs for my birthday.

Happy Chinese New Year and Valentine's Day People.

and Happy Birthday Diena Wong. Congrats u make it this far , i thought u would not see another sky blue day when u fall down from ur bike and plunged into the drain when u were 11. true story. i was traumatized and didnt ride a bike ever since.

Birthday Girl,
dw :)

Speending week because this week is a special week :)

2010-02-10T02:25:00.012+08:00

Prior to my coming born day which is on u know when , i decided to splurge on a new wardrobe which means countless apparel on discounted price. So this week i call "SPEND LIKE U NEVER KNOW THE MEANING OF BEING POOR" because next week i have hell to pay. And one blazing hot hell while at it. phew~

Below are new occupants of my closet that i've collected from Saturday until Monday and there are more to come because money just fall from the sky like us human intended it to be.

There was a note on my desk , and it reads...

It is from my lovely sister and yes I LOVE IT SOO MUCH! though calling me fat is mean but still i love it! thank u baby sis ;)

Here is the dress she bought for me as my birthday present. :)

Maxi dress , light turquoise gradient skirt that i bought for far lesser price and a dark grey dress from Miya Wong.

Three leggings with same color only different motives.

Lacey legging that i'd only put on anywhere with less light and less prying eyes.

Slashed legging that i bought online. This legging could be use as a clever disguised for my unshaven leg.

A bargained price studded tops i get from a recent bazaar at Rasta, TTDI.

Baby's expression from seeing me doing things that arent profitable and also could possibly be from the exhaustion of observing me changing into clothes one after another.

Cute pins i got from (see paperbag)

Studded bag i bought also at bazaar for last-piece price.

Mostly basics wear. See the pink tag? Those are the discounted tags so basically i paid only quarter of what it were all really worth. There are 7 pieces all together.

Little cute pompoms that i bought at Daiso. Honestly i dont know these things are meant for but i'd creatively figure something fun to do with it.

By the way , come to think of it , this whole spending money on inedible material kindda contributing positively towards my weight loss because the more money i spend on impulsive buying the less money i have to buy food. See how i make things easier for me and others?

A bad bad weird dream.

2010-02-03T11:52:00.014+08:00

Just a quick twitch. Its nothing really , just one of those random moment that i have to put my dreams into words. Why? Because it was vaguely indelible. It was indefinitely enduring that somehow along the process of dreaming , I shamelessly cried. Almost immersed in the character i was playing in my own dream , I cried , and for a petty reason too. How sad is that?

So here is what i remember or almost dismember.

I was in Genting and somehow in this carnivale or a circus or something very uprising. I see lots of neon lights blaring all over my view. Throng of peoples coming towards me but not at me for that matter. So for some reason i was being trusted to take care of this pet cat. I dont know whose but it end up under my supervision.

So being surround by lots of confusing crowd , i somehow lost track of time and space. I got carried away with all the game and flashing prizes. I lost the cat. I panicked and suddenly i see myself wearing this white cloth. I dont see how is that even relevant but anyhow my journey continues with the dream camera moving forward very rapidly.

The motion was worrying because i can hear myself pacing agonizingly. I was following the cat , trying very hard to catch it. Apparently the cat was unbelievably fast. I can hear my breath going unsteadily as I tried to catch up with the demonic possessed super-speed kitty. It was a kitten mind u.

And this was where the weird part started to begins. Bare with me as I am trying very hard to conjole every single details as i could while listening to one of many disappointing track of Muse latest album.

So i was running and trying to catch the cat but every attempts were futile.Suddenly the cat somehow morphing into a man? A MAN? I swept my eyes trying to digest what is happening. He got lost into the crowd. His face was like someone i never knew. He glanced at me and disappeared into a jam packed of people. I was stunned , paralyzed by the moment.

The next thing i knew i was being chased away because I did not done my duty well. The owner of the cat appeared to be very angry. I felt useless. And what make it worse was that my lover boi was the leader of the mob , suggesting everyone to hate me and shun me away from the area.

I was devastated and cried along the way. I decided to return home by feet. All the way to kl from Genting by walking , in the midst of night , alone , a girl alone in the night walking solitarily without no one to offer their companionship to her.

I cried so hard that i felt my cheek was wet with tears. I woke up and call my boifren immediately. He comforted me by saying everything rainbowss and poniess and candiess. Those sweet words coming out from his mouth always made me feels better .It was just a bad bad weird dream he said.

A bad bad weird dream.

Help this poor boy.

2010-01-31T18:51:00.002+08:00

KHAYRUL AIMAN BIN KHAYRUL NIZAM
Beliau mengidap "muscle cancer" sejak berumur 4 thn (2007). Ketika itu sel cancer menyerang dibahagian peha berdekatan pembulur darah.Tetapi Alhamdulillah telah selamat dikeluarkan sel tersebut dalam pembedahan yang dijalankan oleh pihak GHKL.

Tetapi kini ia menyerang kembali diperut beliau juga sama berdekatan dengan pembulur darah. Yang amat merisaukan lagi. Sel cancer tersebut telah merebak ke paru-paru sebelah kiri dan ke bahagian otak. Rawatan amat diperlukan utk memastikan keadaanya kembali stabil. Rawatan yang diperlukan Aiman berjumlah RM15,000 tunai (diperlukan SEGERA). Kini Aiman menerima rawatan di HUKM.

Dalam masa yang singkat keluarga kami tidak mampu mengumpulkan wang sejumlah itu.
Dengan ini saya memohon sedikit sumbangan dari kawan-kawan untuk menambah jumlah wang untuk Perubatan Aiman Sumbangan ikhlas anda amat di hargai:

Mazian Binti Musni (Ibu Aiman)
Maybank A/C No : 164490068229

Taken from HERE

Shitty Song destroyed my faith in humanity.

2010-01-30T14:39:00.005+08:00

It was a bright day , one of those that filled with a generous amount of serenity in the air. I was in my green chevey Aveo , cruising my way to undecided destination yet. My fingers curled tightly on the steering wheel as they always do. I didnt switch on the A/C because day like this shouldn't be wasted on artificial air that prone to give u dry throat and sore eyes. The wind gustily entered the opening of the driver seat's window the second i punched down the control button downwards. Luckily, i've already pony-tied my hair.

Everything was perfect as perfect could be described but still , something s missing. I could sensed it million miles from here , that particular elements that makes everything sweeter that it already is. What the hell could that be? My mind started to do that jittering recollection of many movies that ive seen all these years and within seconds i already found my missing link. The scenery was missing the very essence that single-handedly been keeping us together all this while, it is MUSIC. MUSIC is my icing on the cake. Sheesh, how could i ignored something that is so fundamentally important in my life.

I released my left hand from the car handle and extended it towards the area which the radio was mounted.I punched the FM/AM button because I dont feel like listening to my old mixed burn CD. There was a voice of a young female rambling about god knows what. Sometime these words just get through you like an unseen wind. You know its there , but dont really bother to comprehend the nature of it.

Suddenly , i felt a nauseating sound wave transmitting snarkily right into my ear's canal. The voice of the singer resonated distastefully awful and assaulted my brain mercilessly. I thought there for awhile : This could not be real because the last time i checked i was a crimeless citizen , there is no way im in a prison , secluded from outside world and tortured by this well formulated brainwash practice.

Of course i am not in prison , but if this distasteful song going on , i might as well be because believe me this isnt the kind of music your ears or even ur brain for that matter can tolerate with. Having said that, I know good music when i heard one and i am a girl who is easily flattered with any kind of tunes. Simple or heavily composed but this one , this particular tune that was playing was an utter disappointment of musical mess. What could be entirely upsetting than a "mess"? That slot belongs to this song.

Even without looking at the mirror i know my face was wearing this impassive expression. My hand automatically turn off the dial and just like that my day of serenity was destroyed.

Diena on : People who are addicted to hand sanitizer . Namely, me.

2010-01-19T02:51:00.005+08:00

"Mmmmmmm" i thought as the waitress who seemed uncannily pleasant with all the heavy uniform necessities she has to wear brought me my heavy late lunch. You see , breakfast is a rarity in my daily schedule to which lead me to always having a big lunch everyday. Assuming this, my level of starvation and hunger always at the edge of blowing volcanic each day thus unveiled the mystery of my on going morning rage.Its the food , not me.

I looked down on my choice of menu today and for once in a long time satisfied with my selection of food. On top of a semi-huge standardize white porcelain plate , laid a big juicy succulent white grilled chicken meat with a crowded bunch of vegetables and boiled potato as a side dishes. This particular meal comes with a special sauce in a separate small matching white bowl. The smell aroused from the freshly cooked dish , assaulted every corner of my nose and straight to my half-dead brain. The temptation was greater now more than ever.

Since i was a little little tiny girl , i was raised by a medical freak father and a super hygienic mother. Their negative emotion would suddenly evoked if i failed to perform one of the routine they set ; one of which was washing my hand each time i wanted to come into contact with food or any edible stuff , the one that goes into your system and being processed by your internal organs.

Being subconsciously trained into doing that , my hand automatically ransacked the unkempt content of my bag and blindly search for a bottle of an alcoholic based hand sanitizer. Now for all of you that arent out of this universe for the past 5 years must have known what is the sole purpose of existence for this product.This marvel invention has been very important to me for these past few years even before the pandemic outbreak of H1N1.It has always been a permanent resident inside the district of my handbag. This product is a necessity for me , and looking back , it could be the next bestest thing after hand lotion.

After a few struggling seconds of rummaging , my hand recognized something that was relatively familiar to the object of my searching. I then fished out the bottle and as soon as it emerged from inside of the bag , i then popped up the cap , turned it upside down and squeezed the concentrated gel-like fluid onto my palm only to realize that it has run out of liquid to flow out.How could this be possible? Did i not just bought this less than a week ago? Did some mutated vegetarian vampire sucked out all of my supply of hand washing?

I started to do my little series of investigation as my head started to filled in with a dense cloud of retracement.I tried to rationalize this mysterious case of odd condensation. Then i remembered the toilet , the computer , the food ,the cough , the slimy sneeze, the door knob , the steering wheel and everything that consist in my daily schedule. I glanced back at the seemingly nonchalant bottle of hand sanitizer. I abused her. Brutally used to the very extend human cant comprehend. I practically use hand sanitizer everywhere , every time in doing everything. No wonder this bottle is almost empty. My appetite for food has gradually receded.

Why do i need them so much u ask? I guess the feeling is unfathomable. The feeling im on each time the cold liquid touches my hand is somehow euphoric. I feel protected from the malicious germs and bacteria. I feel an invisible layer of shield is guarding me from the disarray lethal untreatable parasite. I know that i should not replace a proper hand washing but to say hand sanitizer is an adjunct , i strongly oppose! Its is water , only better. This saying after all coming from an addict , thus validation of it would not be granted.

I am officially addicted to hand sanitizer and i know i am not the only one. I am pretty sure there are a few herds of obsessive compulsive disorder out there. Sadly, they arent much who are brave and strong enough to confess like i did.

A Free Gig Invitation for those who depends their life on free stuff.

2010-01-13T14:11:00.004+08:00

"How many of you already have plans this Saturday afternoon?
If you are planning to stay home or if you have no idea at all of what you are going to do, why not make your way to the Homegrown Space at Wisma Bentley Music, Mutiara Damansara to show your support to some new and budding bands.

Come show some love as these acts show you their stuff and who knows you might even have a rockin’ time while you’re at it." - http://homegrownspace.com.my

Red Ruby Avengers will be performing there and for the first time debuting their new song which i love love love so much! It's like dancing on a fluffy white clouds only better because this cloud doesnt rain as much as our country have to endure right now.

So come all come now and watch these awesome bands performing right out their very lung to entertain u. Free music , good people and you can have Ikea Meatball soon after the gig.

Go here for more info

and here for Red Ruby Avengers Myspace Music Page

His birthday present that came late.

2010-01-09T01:44:00.008+08:00

I just got him a pressie although it has been not that so many months after his birthday. I am the walking example of an ignorant girlfriend whose brain arent capable of holding so much information at one time. But after so many days walking the road with an uneasy feeling , ive finally drag myself to get him his last year birthday present. I decided to buy him a wallet because the one he had was already decomposing , it's just the matter of time that poor thing put to rest once and for all.

Sad face is not getting my attention

That face already being practiced so many nights to use on a special occasion like this

Sadly , that pout was on shock and kept on sticking like that because of the prize offering

Hey its a box. like duh~

Lets see whats inside shall we?

Sleek huh? just think of that many hours of heavy labor.

this is the guy whom which being replaced for. It may look usable but really its not anymore.

see what i mean?

The ceremony of exchanging content begins! Look at those cards and guitar picks. pfft~

While waiting for him , i continue my reading on Norwegian Wood which i already done later that night.

Look what ive found hiding beneath those piles of cards. Hahahha..can i pass for a minor convict or what?

And then i made the picture kiss. sick huh? yeah i know but arent we all are?

See happy boi got his pressie.

The time cross path and brought us together , new and old , young and mature , death and life.

Ok i'll be gone now before i started to rambles on nothingness again.

The logic behind old wives tales

2010-01-07T03:35:00.004+08:00

People say the truest most indigenous particles of ideas emanate brilliantly when ur anxiety is at the lowest level , simplest to say , it transpire when boredom creeps slowly and dreadfully into the moment. You are so wearily unoccupied u can slightly hear d puny voices inside your head arguing about which division of your brain cells should expired next. It always gives a tingling creepy vibe but oddly enough ,it would also stir your pond of thoughts in the same time.

As fancy and scholar as it may sounds , i dont usually trust the many unguided random waging tongues. To me , words come out from an unknown , said to be wise , probably didnt exist old man always has a twisted ends that supposedly end up with a hidden morale behind it. You probably think that i am bulling over here but u are dead wrong.

You see , like many other stained face little girl , i was brought up in a good old pinch on a back where your hand cant reach to rub the pain away kindda way , the nostalgic traditional fashion that is now feel like a distant past , where when conjured up always seemed vague than the last time.Albeit having a strong prominent Chinese genes in my system , the only thing i was remotely close to Chinese was my natural born slit eyes and a father who constantly speak but always too busy to teach (the one who at fault is me because i never bother to learn but regret miserably now).

I grew up completely in a Malay environment where you have to be home before dawn just because our little undeveloped brain has been consistently brainwashed into believing the fact that those are the time when the sneaky little devil come out to play and could by any menacing intention possess u or whatever. i never believe those lies , even if it were the truest of all.

I guess like many other cultures , Malays has alot of preserve old wives tales that somehow set a rules in our lives. Some are suffocating while others i reckon just being practiced so that u feel good about yourself. Where i grew up , this custom was inevitable .No matter how time washed away the ancient ethics ,this particular value never gets easily annihilated by the fast-pacing season.

Unfortunately , i used to get fooled by these rules setting proverbs but lucky for me i realized it sooner before everyone of my age did (few had been left in the dark comfy zone of their shallow minded brain) . As far as my memories stretch ,from a very very tiny girl , id always perceive things from plural perspectives and later on ruminating every ounce of logical relevant that i could gather from the particular subject in which i guess boarded me off from the land of innocence a tad bit early from anyone else. This is why i hardly ever give in my trust to any unsupported information without at least being filtered by one legitimate reason , what with the overloading untrustworthy junks in our cyber world nowadays.

That being said , i'd like to point out a couple of my most memorable old wives tale that not long time ago, nurtured me for what i am today. Even though most of it conceal the real meaning of the saying , but at least they do it for the greater good. Let me unravel the unknowing betrayal of our folkfather-mothers-sister-brothers behind their classical tongue.

Case 1 : Jangan nyanyi kat dapur , nanti kawen ngan orang tua
Logic : jangan nyanyi kat dapur lebih2 sangat sebab nanti jadi carried away pastu masakan bole jadi hangus / dapur ada potential to get burn / other accidents. the elders just added the kawen with org tua part to scare us girls , because lets face it ,being married to an old man isnt something u can carry around with a big heart without feeling a tiniest shame about it but hey it's cool if u like antiques tho.

Case 2 : Jangan duk depan pintu , nanti tade org nak datang meminang.
Logic : Back in those days , woman's official lepaking attire kan was kain batik or any other cloth fashioned to look like a sarong ,so i guess the elders came up with this saying because they have encountered many unaware flashers back then because sometimes when u are squatting , the kain batik tend to lose it forms on your body and end up having a big hole to where your crotch is being display to public.

Case 3 : Jangan cakap aku aku , nanti kene makan ngan hantu paku.
Logic : Im not sure if this is a well-known saying but it had me for quite sometime when i was in primary school .So my best bet about this saying being circulated was to educate the kids to not have a rotten tongue before the time they are allow to say it.

Case 4 : Jangan pindah2 tempat makan , nanti kawen banyak.
Logic : Shifting places while eating is not only annoying but also would make the place messy with pieces of dropping foods all over. but so to speak, to be married numerously is not a bad thing either.

Case 5 : Jangan duduk atas bantal , nanti bontot bisul.
Logic : People often drool their sour stinky saliva during sleep and those saliva that carry countless amount of unnamed bacteria would spread all over the surface of the pillow and these bacterias are infectious , thus giving u a good red boil on ur butt. Nothing complicated if u really think about it.

Case 6 : Kalau makanan yang dimasak itu masin , itu bermaksud awak nak kawen!
Logic : Masin sikit je cakap nak kawen , whatever! So my idea behind this is people thought u are day dreaming about getting marry to some rich stranger and u get carried away once again and without realizing u put the whole pack of salt into the cooking. voila~ mystery solved!

Case 7 : Kalau bulu mata jatuh , maknanya ada org rindu!
Logic : It's just the nature of our system, enuff said. dont get to excited whenever this happens again.

Case 8 : Jangan amek gambar 3 org , nanti sorang akan mati (or something like that)
Logic : Ali , Abu , Azli , Alan pergi zoo dan kemudian mereka singgah di kandang harimau. "Eh jom la ambil gambar" Ali berkata kepada semua. " Baiklah" yang lain berkata serentak lalu Abu mengeluarkan kamera dari bagnya dan memberikan kamera itu kepada Azli sambil berkata dgn bersahaja "Nah Azli ko amek ni tangkap gambar kiteorg" . Azli mengambil camera itu dgn muka yang ketat dan berkata dgn hati dengki yang amat sangat "Jangan amek gambar 3 org dohh , nanti salah sorang dari korang akan mati dulu , serious nie..org2 tua2 pun ada kata begitu". Lalu mereka pun balik dgn hati yang hampa kerana tidak dapat bergambar dgn harimau itu.

Bottom lines is , the fourth person is a lying bastard. If he cant be in the picture , no one can.

I think no one would survive reading all the way to this line considering the content is nothing more than a warm nice bullshit i just rationalize but if u are still reading let me reward you with a series of playful picture of me experimenting with my phone i captured sometime ago but always forget to publish.

Note not for anyone else.

2010-01-05T13:24:00.007+08:00

Hi hello,
Just a quick this and there. This is really more of a personal note rather than a publicly published material but knowing the very basic of my inability to remember , i have to commence something thats gonna always be there , even the unimportant ones.

So , u have learned that i have a memory of a gold fish rather than an elephant. What putting me aside from the fish is , i dont starve myself to death just because ive forgotten that i already consumed food 3 seconds ago.I guess the bottom line that cause this problem is my ignorance after all and for the many lack of perseverance i have towards exercising the new information to at least stamp in my mind while it's still fresh.

Anyways, that all being said , i just want to remind myself.

WHAT THE DUCK ARE U DOING DAYANA?? FOCUS FOCUS! i know its hard for u to dig deep into the very core of ur thick head buat anything is better than nothing. can u not being indecisive for once , for once in a lifetime and for once for everyone's lifetime. you know its annoying and inconvenience for you and its affecting everyone around u. stop being spoil , u are twenteenfour this year. so please make a decision , and it has to be pretty damn well a good one. THINK THINK THINK!!!

ok i think thats that. good bye now.

Mulling Moments

2010-01-02T15:14:00.004+08:00

Its already almost 48 hours past new year but some part of me still linger at the edge of 2009. Then again every beginning of the year would repeat it self in the same pattern , something a little less or more like this one. It doesnt feel suffocated nor does it drag me down but i always feel a tinge of necessity to just stay momentarily halt for awhile , to reminisce , to retrace , to analyze , to nurture and finally ive taken a step backwards to plan. Things get easily mashed up when time zoom swifly.

But tomorrow will meet a better ends because unlike any other years , i have plans for this years. or do i?

Happy Happy Joy Joy. Its HOLIDAY!

2009-12-24T12:40:00.011+08:00

Heya shooters,
Its been a quite period of time that i havent touch this blog but i would today because i'd like to wish , as a default gesture to all of you a very happy holidays and that come in a package of big bouncy jolly ol' Merry Christmas along with a wholesome goodness of Happy New year wrapped in a decoratively box filled with lots love.

If i were to conclude my year into a book , there would not be enough tree in this world for the pages in it because this year , 2009 has seen transitions after transitions of my life and that includes surmounted every obscures , challenges and tormented moments during my final year of degree to becoming a proudly fresh graduate to opening up my own small business which by far is doing surprisingly well to becoming a full time master student to yet another year of adventurous journey to come. If this book aint gonna top Harry Potter , i dont know what will.

Anyways , hope u guys have a joyous Holiday and here i am signing off as a blithely festive bunny.

An invitation . Please come or the unicorn will be dreadfully annihilated

2009-12-04T13:42:00.006+08:00

Its a cosmic miracle how i can still radiate fumes of enchanting aroma even without a constant touch of daily shower. Not that i say my skin never get intimates with the water , but being damp isnt always my daily requirement except the occasional down south leaking fun time.

I must get into the shower pronto else i would be no better than a hairless feline. Though , the cause of this unhygienic time line is not a rocket science because i have a motive , a reason which is almost rationale , if not convincing.

The reason being said because i am too busy preparing for my booth opening at e@curve and Rasta , ttdi. You can find all the details here. Check out the poster yaw~

So if u have nothing to do on this weekend , u are gracefully invited to one of these place , if not both. Dont hesitate to say hi to me!

On totally unparalleled notion, here i present to you a theory that can pawned Darwin's anyday because deep down we all know that male populace never step out from their primate nature .

The almost healthy day and one sad desperate virgin on net

2009-12-03T00:46:00.007+08:00

Hello my bread and crumbs,
Today , in all its unexpected , crucially counter-procrastinate glory , me and Hafiq went for a walk. A long and healthy walk at one of the tamans at USJ 2 near his house. We have been in constant moment of disgruntle about our happily expansive flesh on the waist-up-chest-down region but having only so less meager amount of determination , the healthy bits part never surface on our to-do-list what with the wet , muddy , stain-induced pavement climate entering the scene.

Today was different though.
It was drizzling on the pre-evening , and so i thought this would be a good reason for me to delay yet another unseeingly exercise but the whether decided to be dry today. Dry but nice. So seeing the "opportunity" risen , Hafiq and I changed into a proper attire , slip on our running shoes and lastly , but not so cherrily , drag our ass off to the nearest padang. We managed to walk and jog almost 5 rounds of d unusual course until the day started to changed its color.

But,
All those calories shed during the excessive movement didnt last long , not even 12 hrs long before i chucked down a good fattening meal at Williams , and we all now how Williams serve their food.

Oh goddemafak ,I dont want to be fat and not be able to squeeze myself into my wedding gown.

Good genes are a myth. Believe me on that. Or maybe , just a tiniest possibilities that my genes arent parallel with my parents which only concludes to one unjustified answer : I am adopted or switched at birth , or even worst , a tube baby. That cant be true , can they?

Anyways, on other totally unrelated agenda,

I was lurking , coz being a lurker is what i do best day and night , on one of those many forums on the net and it has been my habit as a rabbity clicker to click at all the topic even though it was clearly would not bring me any gratifying bits of information.

And for once , i dont regret because who knows that u might came across a sad product of human who is without a faintest hint of self-respect would beg , plead and even beseeching for the courtesy of our woman populace to give him a taste of our juice WHICH is just PURE DISGUSTING!!

Click the image for better viewing

If i have a baby boy , I'd expose him all the truth , horrifying ,terrifying and frantic details about how consummate will fatally destroy your life until he learn the truth behind how wondrous fornication can be.

Gigit nak gigit?

2009-11-22T17:53:00.000+08:00

I got FFK'ed but its alright because world need people like this to balance between good and evil

2009-11-21T07:01:00.007+08:00

Have u ever been FFK before? (For those who didnt know , FFK is a widely known acronym for Fong Fei Kei which in Cantonese means standing someone up. )

It happened to me and my boifren once , it was yesterday and the memory still pretty much lucidly playing repeatedly behind the back of my mind . The event was as disappointing as much as it was obnoxiously happened. It has strengthen my mind to be aware about people who got pride as high as a mountain and manners as low as a dirt worm. Then again i cant blame them for having such an extensive amount of vainglorious egotism because the environment they've been breed on possibly might have effected the way they behaved.

You said that we werent being professional , that we didnt respect u as a customer but i think that there wasnt a mirror anywhere u were standing because every bits of word coming out of your mouth reflected perfectly back to yourself.Pardon me if i am new to doing this business , but apart from experiences , i think good manners,ethics and COMMUNICATION are d fundamental root to your establishment. How can u claimed urself a pro when u dont even know how to converse well. The second time that u called me , i swear i heard nothing but gibberish , even after i told u to slow down u still sounded like a dying spaceman who was hyperventilating out of oxygen .Chewbacca sound even more clearer than u.

And what the fuck saying that i was rude to ur girlfriend? As far as i know ,only people with limited spaces in their brain couldnt differentiate the intonation of vocal between nonchalant tone and a foul pitch. Even a child with severe retardation could compare an angry tone apart from others. I'm not saying that she is as suggested but every verdicts came back positive.

You once stated in your emailed that u always come by here which made me to assumed that u know this place very well but then when everything went haywire u blame us for not coming to you because this is an unfamiliar place to u. WTF man, dont blame the music if u didnt know how to waltz.

U said that we didnt respect you as a customer ? But do u respect us as a seller? As a seller who gave u one hellava good deal? I think you planted the policy of Customer is Always Right one inch too deep because albeit the self-explanatory statement , that doesnt mean you are allowed to be RUDE , INCONSIDERATE , GRUFF etc etc. And what's up with your quick-meek judgment man? that is how u parade your professionalism?

We tried to put ourselves in your shoes , we even gave u benefit of a doubt , convincing ourselves that maybe u've been mugged because u DID NOT PICK UP/ COMPLETELY OFF your phone after so many countless call made to your number.Remember how u didnt reply my messages? And this is again u called professional? We waited and waited and still waited even after half of the mall was already dark but u never turn out as promsed . How could u behaved as such considering we are living in a civilized world and equipped with good manners and rational thinking from such a tender age. Did u lose all that while u were growing up?

I never had any problems with my customer and i dealt with numerous amount of people from all over the nation. Everyone received their product as perfectly as i delivered it except you. Maybe perhaps the problem is you?

Yes I know that we also have ourselves to blame for not HAILING you as a king from a foreign land but the main contributor of what happened yesterday is still u.

With this i have made my first acquainted virtual fiend. Lets this be a lesson to me not to trust people who appeared to have good morality.

p/s : i am not going to reveal who is this guy and what company he is working with but if u venture long and hard u might stumble upon the answer :)

Movie Weekends

2009-11-17T01:03:00.010+08:00

Hello yous,

So this was how my weekends were filled.

On friday night , or was it saturday? i couldnt really recall because i have a memory as bad as the goldfish but anyways , i took elin , my sweet little angelic devil , sayang and aus out for a movie. At first we wanted to watch 2012 but being the super-megablockbuster-mindwashingjewcreationmovie , we missed out on buying the ticket before it were all sold out. So instead , we choose Fourth Kind.

I wudnt want to spoil the movie plot for those who didnt watch it yet because this story is best watch when u are vulnerable and ignorant. But i can guarantee by the end of this movie u wud have a mind-altering moment of reality check.Another thing ,curiosity that leads to heavy digging would end up in miserable disappointment.

I guess a little hint wouldnt batter a soul now would it?

These are the artifacts obtained from the time when people claimed that god walks the land of earth which was from the Sumeria Era. See now Sumeria Era was being dated way way way way way back sometime in mid of 6th Millennium before century. It is the earliest civilization ever recorded in human history which means people are not walking around naked and showing their tralalal only to be mock dreadfully by others , and lucky thing those day over. My guess is people from this time cant help but being curious to their surrounding and to their new code of behavior , not to mention the ethics and the unlimited knowledge that has been waiting , yearning to be discovered by these Sumerian people. Blablablabla yes yes i know i am digressing right here.

Back to the point , what m trying to imply pretty much correlated with the movie 4th kind . Watch it and u'll know what i mean. And one more thing , issit me or does those artifacts resembles a simplify outline of an Alien? Not Nordics , or Reptillian but the Greys , the one which is commonly portrayed by mass media as a popular skin of an alien. Just a thought to ponder by the way.

We went for another movie on Sunday and this time , albeit waiting for 5 hours lingering around The Curve area , we managed to get a hold on a ticket , and a nice pair of seats in d house too! The movie started as late as 0100 and the curtain close at almost 0300. It was tiring but it was all worth it!

I think by far this is the greatest movie ever made since Titanic. 2012 was a strikingly made fiction story about our world being obliterate before our eyes, but i guess u already know that duh~ even the poster itself is self-explanatory. I dont want to elaborate much on this because as much as i enjoy this movie , i also dont agree with Mayan's prophecy about the world is heading to its doomsday as we speak. I have my theory on these but im too light headed to explain it now , but even if i do , u guys wudnt even understand a notion about it because sometimes i dont get it myself either. So just watch the movies , and enjoy this heavily CGI movie.

MIND FXCK! Do u see what i see?

Yay~ foot massage while waiting for the movie. hehe

extra sempurna.

Are u Quacking me?

2009-11-09T22:08:00.008+08:00

Hello , last nite we ducking good , we went to MarketPlace and wash ourselves like never before. All of us smothered our glistening body in the forest of bubbly white foam. Here is some of the visual evidence of my attendance to the said event.

And from the skillful clicking fingers of Sezen Zuwairi. The quality is way better than my amateur flashlight-free camera.

Lesson No 1 in Behavior 101

2009-11-09T15:55:00.006+08:00

I am sure there is a conventional requirement as to our social behavior subconsciously conduct in any class or community as an evidence to our fully-formed civilization nowadays.

That said etiquette includes eating gracefully without scattering your food that end up looking like a shitty piece of artwork , covering your mouth while coughing , talk almost discreetly on the other person at the end of the line while in public places , and most essentials while not being practice widely , cover , if must clog one nasal while sneezing because i found it utterly disgusting and a major nuisance for one not to planted this habit deep down in their act of reflexes.

So pengajaran hari ini ,

TOLONG COVER HIDUNG KALAU NAK BERSIN !! duck geli gil babs ok!

p/s : I tend to signify anything that agitate the hell out of me with lizard because god oh god knows how much i loath lizard and anything that relate to the chain of it.

Exuent

Time Traveller's Wife Movie dont make me happy

2009-11-08T15:02:00.006+08:00

I was waiting and not shame to say longing for this movie to come out because the book has been so good , so spellbinding so meticulously written. For me , it is the best love story ever written yet. Ive read The Time Traveller's Wife few months back and have waited with anticipation for the movie to come up so yesterday i went to pyramid with lover boi with the hope that the movie would be as striking as the book. To tell u the truth , the only bits i enjoyed about the movie is the special effects , other than that nothing.

I think the adaption cast away few important parts from the book which resulted in confusion for those who didnt read the book. For those who read d book like myself , find the movie had so many missing links and the essence that makes the book so good has lost its quality. The movie extracted many of important characters and scenes ,one which makes the story more utterly dramatic. AND , not to forget , in the book there are sooooo many sex and drugs and sex but the movie portray otherwise.

It has become another sappy love story and not a great one while at it.

And oh , i bought something for my macbie.

A beautiful aqua case for my machine. cool eyh?

Masalah Bowels (Updated!)

2009-11-03T23:37:00.016+08:00

Time : 2340

I hate admitting that i had problems but as sooner as i accept the fact ,the sooner i'd feel better and less cramp in the head.

So here it goes , i think my system is getting disoriented because i never had problems in eliminating waste before. Shitting is like my favorite past time but now it seemed like a distant past. It is soooo hardd , so so terribly unacceptable hard for me to push those little brown nuggets out to the swirling pond of toilet bowl.

With such adversity comes greater solution , or so i thought. Tonight i decided that i had enough with this joke and so i mustered all the hidden guts i had left and pour down 3 small orange tablets of Dulcolax , a remedy that was massively claimed could do the trick.

1 hour later nothing happened so i took another 1.

Still nothing happened after 2 hours , and i took another 1.

and now at 2342 i still dont feel any soldiers marching through my bowels . I think i need a doctor.

I hope i dont wake up as a shit angel.

Arghhh nak berakkkkkkkkkkk!!!

~~nie la ubat berak yang tak berkesan tu.~~
berkesan sikit tapi tak memuaskan

UPDATE : 0323 in the morning.

The pills just acted out and i discarded quite a generous amount of excrements but still i am no where near satisfy because i was expecting something more outrageous and more radical like a rocket blasting bursting kindda thing.

But all's well ends well i guess. At least my bowels is sinless now and tonight my sleep is not as dirty as i was last so many nights because u know , i am wholly shitless in and out.

Nunite

Cerita hari minggu

2009-11-02T03:40:00.018+08:00

This weekend had been the most progressive weekend i had since ever. I couldnt recall the last time i had such a tiring weekend and now here it goes, another tapestry of pictorial tale because words are boring and pictures are awesome.

Saturday evening -
Red Ruby Avengers acoustic show at dataran Merdeka.

MINE MINE MINE!!!

After 20 minutes or so standing half-willingly on the wet ground and under the growling sky, we went to The Lodge and had dinner with his parents and after that we shoot off to crown regency to meet the rest of my kl's friend.

They were as crazy as a hatter but maybe a little crazier because this group aint need no hat to become lunatic . they just need something smaller , and rounder and rhyme with no mercy. figure that out genius.

Sunday-
Diera's wedding at her house.

So there is no more secret that one of my besties in high school is getting married. Then again we are at age to be wed. She looks happy , she seemed happy and i hope her the bestest best of her life because i know that what i would want people to hope for me. Last year few of my friends wedded , this year couple more and soon there will be no one left to tick the little lonely SINGLE box anymore. Me? I dont know , last time i checked, the wedding stores still got no more bells left for me.

Soon after the wedding , we had this urgency to eliminate waste a.k.a shitting , so we speed off to my house which fortunately located just below 10 minutes from her house. The initial plan was to shit , rest for awhile and go to Mydin because i want to buy bookshelves for my scattered-around book. So we shitted , rest for awwwwhileeeeeee until it was dark and plus there was no way Mydin is still operating at this hour. So what happened after your tedious plan has been overruled by sleep on? easy , u just make a new one and so we did. We planned to watch movie but his parents called and ajak us makan at Muhibah. Dont ask me why i am gaining weight so much because i know u r already scheming ideas inside those brain of urs.

So after Muhibah we went straight to The Curve yada yada yada , we came late , show already started yada yada yada. So yeah no movie for tonight because the movie we wanted to see already 20 minutes started and i dont like watching it half way through instead we went for Baskin to ease our disappointment.

Tak tau puting sapa tinggai kat sini

Anddd thats was our half-awesome weekend ladus and gentus.

Goodnite yous.

Absent Minded

2009-10-30T21:24:00.002+08:00

From excessive reading i know for the fact that the more mature our age is , the most likely our brain cells are gonna deliberately decrease. I know brain is the most important organ in our system and being the big man , brain must be exceedingly brilliant beyond comparison to other organ , but today i beg to differ.

And today i know that brain could also lose their sense of rationality when the process of elimination is being initiated because somehow , this big brain of mine absentmindedly choose this very crucial significant part of my brain which contain a crucial amount of common sense because today somehow i did it wrong in so many level , but luckily this is very unlikely to happened.

So for the very first time in my twenty and three years of existence , i unintentionally forgot to wear my pad when it is overflowing rivulet of red water stream down there and the best part is i only realized that when i get back home and to no surprise i wore red panties instead of frilly white.

oh bugger. m getting old , or at least my system is getting ripe.