Sunday, September 28, 2008

SELAMAT HARI RAYA!


In less than 3 days , all of us muslim,regardless what country u live in will celebrate HARI RAYA! yay!

yay

yay

ya rite.i have nuthing to look forward to other than the food and the unusual hospitality. This year, like every other previous year, i have to put my best fake smile and pretend that i am a defected angel sent via stairs of heaven.

but

but

but

bulan puasa this year mmg spectacularly awesome gile. almost everyday berbuka with different people. sometime more than one. oh well,m a busy girl. please take ur number and sit on the provided blue plastic mass produced chair.

anyways,to all my family, friends,foes,acquaintances , i wishing u all

SELAMAT HARI RAYA! maaf zahir dan possibly batin

u dont have to accept my apologies, but ull rot in hell for that. so its ur loss. ha ha ha .


p/s : makan sampai mati plis. dunia tak memerlukan org gelojoh cam ko dan jugak aku.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Sex Machine. Oh La La~

Remember my ultimate sex machine? The love of my life, the father of my unborn offspring? ok thats just nonsense.

Anyway,in addition to my greatest libido, ive added a new (well actually it is my old monitor) right scrotum to my workstation.Now i can play game,movie and chatting at the same time. Am i great or am i great? yeah yeah i know. m awesome in every angle of ur view. dont flatter me. its fattening. i dont need anymore fat under this thick layers of skin.







Pictures taken using my newly positioned camera. See how the angle compliments my beady eyes? hahahha


Moving on to totally unrelated topics.

oh oh. anyways , my lovely,multi-talented sister has posted an entry dedicated to her indispensable sister. u can go read or fap ur way to stardome.

Oh my,look at those links. i never posted so many links in my entry before. my blog should be awarded with any sort of highly respected educational awards. or so i hope.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Ramadhan Al-Mubarak, Al-murabak pun ok

Mase kecik2 dulu aku selalu dibribekan dgn sejumlah amount of duit kalau bole puasa penuh. Selalu dapat la dalam rm1 utk satu hari pose. Mase tu rasa alim tuhan je yg tau. Jage pose gile babi. Pastu lepas bukak g tarawikh.Aku jugak selalu ditakutkan ayat2 cliche org tua "Kalau tak pose tak bole raya". Aku da cam apahallll aku nak raya kene la pose. kalau tinggal pose rase cam menyesal je,rasa cam idop pun tak gune.

10 tahun kemudian

Puasa dan dosa da cam satu bunyik sebati je kat telinge. tak kenal mana baik mana buruk. bagi aku sume bende tu sama je. bunyik cam jahiliyah,yes i know. betapa bangang dan lostnye idop ku.Raya da macam hari2 yang lain je. Tade makne langsung. Apa guna raya kalau tak satu famili. Tapi nak buat cane. terime je la qada dan qadar seadenye. Tinggal pose cam satu kebangaan. Sape lagi byk tinggal pose die yg menang. bodo ke bangang ke biol ke aku tak tau ah. ini la die kalau kawan2 sume cam setan2 liar yg tak cukup darah.org lain sebok2 kumpul pahala,aku dok sebok buang pahala.

Tahun 2008

tahun nie aku baik. pose alhamdullilah penuh except for monthly cycle of menstruation. apahal aku jadi baik? sebab aku pk ini sume karma. all the bad things that had happened to me is like some sick cosmic joke. walaupun aku tau raya tahun nie akan jadi hambar seperti beberapa tahun yg lepas tapi aku still puasa. walaupun kadang2 bukak pose sensorang,aku still tanak ponteng pose. Apa guna jadi islam kalau tak pose. tak special ah camtu. baik jadi kapir.

p/s : aku tade bende nak post sebenarnye. seyes.

EDITED : Turned out hari nie unchained setan took over me. Aku tak pose sebab godaan nasik panas + telur + sambal ikan bilis + kicap + rokok. Ill redeem it sometime after raya. Oh berdosa nya jiwa ku yg kusta ini.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Lifeless i am.

YAY!! intern da habis

yey yey yey yey yenaporingeeee

now i can

1. tido sampai kurus
2. merayap malam2 cam homeless people
3. tido sampai busuk
4. merayap pagi2 cam sakai


shit. lifeless sial aku nie.

tlg sape2 ade keje tak nak offer?

aku tanak jadi loser.

pls?

anyone?

tade?

ahhh..tido ah cani.

zZzzZzz

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Privacy is so yesterday!

Yes,the internet (especially any social networking community portal like Facebook,Myspace or Friendster to name a few) is the easiest way to get known or to know people. It is also the best and effective way to STALK people.

It is easy how people can get the information and personal details about someone over the internet.How easy the information leaks out without the consent of the owner.But then again,who cares. As long as they get noticed and at least known to a stranger,they'll be happy as a little girl who just get her first dildo.

How ignorance someone is to willingly providing information without thinking twice that all the details provided will somehow someday be use agaisnt them.

How sad it is that our birth given right to our own privacy could be easily violated. There is no silent world anymore out there. We are as good as dead.Then again,who cares, as long as they get acknowledge at some stupid pool party,they'll be bragging on and on about it.

And how conveniently i am to approve all of urs friend requests. That way, u can happily without any hint of guilt commenting silently or loudly off the comment box about my pictures. And how,u can also,again without any tiny feelings of responsibility critique the way i dress,look and the friends i hangout with.

And oh,also,u mustn't forget to claim to ur friends that uve know me since the day i detached myself from diapers.Oh oh oh,and yes, i am also the bitch,slut,easy,cheap,whore that u vividly told ur friend just because i am somehow the new person ur group love to hate.

Then again,who am i to have had known all this. I am just an adult teenager who still soul and life searching herself. Fiddling in other peoples business just aint my daily chores. Unless of course , if u, ur solid self have been behaving crucially destructive towards me or other person that i am close to.

Ill end my writing here. No,no,do not be disappointed, i will and always will keep on writing to feed ur curiosity about me,my friends, and my whole life. I am here to serve u with all the information u need to be use agaisnt me someday.

p/s : same post at my facebook. Need to expand my thoughts at large. The day i become silent is the day i bury myself in my own grave. hahahhaha. m talking rubbish. thank you for spending ur worthless time reading this.

Monday, September 15, 2008

L.O.S.E.R

Sape paling loser angkat tangan

*rise left hand follows by the right hand*

yes aku loser!

kenape?

sebab bukak pose sensorang. depan pc. dgn hujan kat luar renyai2.

fakoff!

aku bukan loser! tapi tapi tapi

I CHOOSE TO BE ALONE.

yes..thats it. whatever she said. kepale aku pening nak migrain. fakoff betul la!

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Aku tak paham kenape...

aku tak phm how some ppl can be so oblivious of their surrounding.
aku tak paham how certain person can actually behave so nasty towards other person
aku tak phm kenape seseorang itu bole menjatuhkan air muke org lain tanpa rasa secebis pun perasaan bersalah
aku tak phm kenape ade org yg bole keep on constantly acting like this world is some sort of theater stage or something.

tlg someone,help me understand all these things. or maybe i dont need to. maybe this is a government conspiracy to stir up the anarchy thats been going on in our political world nowdays.

maybe she is a rejected angel from heaven god sent to look after us.

maybe she is sexually confused.

or or maybe she is a secret weapon of mass destruction to destroy all of us.

or maybe she is being herself. her own parasite-self. but then again,who am i to judge.i am just an observer. or penyebok. aku tak suke jage tepi kain org,tapi i cant help it kalau kain org tu besar dan berwarna warni sangat.

ahhh..m talking crap. theres is noway,i mean noway someone could be acting so horribly pathetic like that. that is not even humanly possible. we all live in peace and harmony in this country,everyone is nice right here. visit malaysia2009. chow.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Food is better than sex

demnit.

lapa la sial.

teringat roti bakar cheese tambah gula kat ali b. the melting cheese in between the bread is better than sex. food is better than sex. everything seems to be better than sex right now. i should go into an isolation since sex isnt dat much of a problem right now. oh im extremely bessoted with food.

but seriously. m normal. straight as an arrow but could possibly swing both ways. what the hell am i writing this to the world. i rest my case.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

One Lonely Nite. One pitiful girl. One useless story.

Kite ngantok tapi tak bole tido.
Perut buncit tapi malas nak eksersais.
Lapa tapi tade makanan selain sisa2 bekas makanan kucing yg da bagi balik kat tuan die.
Rindu tapi malu.
Rase useless tapi tanak berubah.
Rase under achieve tapi still duk dpn pc like i was surgically attached to this highly engineered piece of haunted device.
Low self esteem tapi pandai kaver dpn org.
Nak pose tapi period.
Kepale otak serabut,tapi bukan pasal bende penting pun. Nampak sangat lifeless sampai bende kecik pun nak serabut

Akhir kata, aku rase aku da sampai mid life crisis. Ataupun aku cume bosan sebab tak bercampur org. Oh internet, i love u.

Ok sudah sudah. diam diena diam. gi tido. tapi sebelum tu buat sit up. nak pakai sari kan raya nie, so perut kene cantik. ha ha ha . tak kelaka pun. ok tido

Zzzzz

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Indahnya menjadi wanita.

GODAMMIT!!

i forget to do my supposedly daily 50 sit up before i slept yesternite. and the nite before that. and the nite before that. ughhh!! how could i forgettt???

oh maybe the xtra carbohydrate and fat and sweet that i took before i slept made me too lazy to even bother about the political disorder and confusion around my stomach area.

and maybe i have been unconsciously possessed bye AZADA. I kept on playing the game altho i was terhanguk hanguk menahan mengantuk. gile doh game nie.

Aku rase baju raya aku tak muat tahun nie. tapi tape la,kite tgk dulu. kalau tak muat aku sedekah je kat sape2. eh tak bole tak bole. kene muat!!!! kalau tak muat aku pakai bengkung.

Oh, aku tak pose ari nie. the time of the month again. i dunno whether i shud be happy or sad. but what i know is i can


korek idung without worrying about batal puasa.



korek tinge.



and most importantly is, ISAP ROKOK DOH! hahha

ok, i should go mandi now. i look like an hobo yg baru kene infected by viral disesase.

Friday, September 5, 2008

I SHOULD STOP BINGING ON FOOD

I SHOULD STOP BINGING ON FOOD

I SHOULD STOP BINGING ON FOOD

I SHOULD STOP BINGING ON FOOD

I SHOULD STOP BINGING ON FOOD

I SHOULD STOP BINGING ON FOOD

I SHOULD STOP BINGING ON FOOD

I SHOULD STOP BINGING ON FOOD

I SHOULD STOP BINGING ON FOOD

I SHOULD STOP BINGING ON FOOD

I SHOULD STOP BINGING ON FOOD

I SHOULD STOP BINGING ON FOOD

I SHOULD STOP BINGING ON FOOD

I SHOULD STOP BINGING ON FOOD

I SHOULD STOP BINGING ON FOOD

I SHOULD STOP BINGING ON FOOD

I SHOULD STOP BINGING ON FOOD

I SHOULD STOP BINGING ON FOOD

I SHOULD STOP BINGING ON FOOD

I SHOULD STOP BINGING ON FOOD


or else ill end up looking like ur mom.

but yeah seriously


I SHOULD STOP BINGING ON FOOD

I SHOULD STOP BINGING ON FOOD

I SHOULD STOP BINGING ON FOOD

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Filler tak penting

Dgr cite baru 2 hari pose aku da gemok.

I cant imagine how my figure will look like at the end of this month.

Note to self :
TEPUNG PELITA IS EVIL LIKE HEYL I TELL U!!!!!!!


Oh,yesternite , 10 minutes before i chaq woke me up, i had this really strange dream.
David bekham tgh mandi ngan victoria and anak sulung die tu. Deorang tgh sonok2 mandi dalam suming pool indoor deorang tu,pastu victoria menyelam,pastu die bukak baju,pastu chaq ketuk pintu

Chaq : dienaaaa..bangun sahorr laa!!!
Diena : godammittt!!!! *dalam hati*